..... Anitia Moorecock here, the Mistress's Social Director. Jules Eastburn stopped by, while of course the no good trollop, the Mistress of the place, is away.
She stopped in to collect some funds for a local charity, all the while giving un-approving looks of my lovely outfit and houseboys around here. She is mean as nails I say. I even heard when her mother died, she was right in there, fightin over quilts ,doilies, and furnishings. Can you believe that? And one of the sisters, she hadn't spoke to in over twenty years, wanted to donate some of the land to the church, but she interfered because she didn't want the church to have it, she says she didn't like the pastor....he wore Bermuda shorts on his days off.
Mean I tell you.
That BITCH!
ReplyDeleteWhat you must deal with!
ReplyDeleteyou mean to say besides the mistress?
DeleteSomeone give me the strength for bitches like that.
ReplyDeletewe have no strenght, but tons of libations!
DeleteThose bitches can never keep good help either.
DeleteAnd we all know the type. When your not looking, she is taking that gloved paw over the furnishings with the old glove test.
ReplyDelete....and you damn well know, she is going through the Casa'a mail too. Making sure there is first class postage on them.
ReplyDeleteShe didnt like him for he wore Bermuda's? She would fall over too know that when I was a acolyte, and performed the duties of such, she would have disliked my priest very much for all he wore was a jock strap in my presence.
ReplyDeleteDisapproving look? Were the houseboys dressed? Dumd question.
ReplyDeleteare they ever?
DeleteWe all have one near us. We have the snotty moncia brewer! But Jules does have a smart looking day coat on.
ReplyDeleteI said it once. I'll say it again.Jules Eastburn? That just sounds like someone who needs a good lay!
ReplyDeletewhere is the Mistress when you need her? She is not a woman to be trifled with.
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