Thursday, January 10, 2013

My Hot Bartender From Sale..........

On the chest of my bartender in Sale
 were tattoed all the prices of ale.
And, on his behind, for the sake of the blind,
there was the same list in braille.


  1. Very hot looking. I don't know him, but do a man from Ghent, Who had a penis so long it bent.
    It was so much trouble
    That he kept it double
    And instead of coming he went.

    1. That's our Cali-Boi! Calli Boi is a bit of a cad
      You should see the men he's had!
      Their belly's are jelly, their arm pits are smelly, but Colin says "Mmmm not bad". Is this correct?

  2. I don't know how to read braile, would he mind?

  3. WOW, look at that face! I do know about McGill, Whose acts grew exceedingly ill, He insisted on habits,
    involving white rabbits,and a bird with a flexible bill! You know him?

  4. Ah, I'll read what ever he is offering.......

  5. Here;s one,A pansy who lived in Khartoum
    Took a lesbian up to his room,
    And they argued all night
    Over who had the right
    To do what, and with which, and to whom.

    1. That would me me too....all confused, with what goes where.

  6. After staring at that hot bartend, could I ever order after looking at that chest?

  7. There was a lady who's triplets begat
    Nat, Pat and Tat
    It was fun breeding
    But trouble feeding
    Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat. Now where my drink?

  8. An old family favorite my dad use to regail....

    There once was a man from Madrass
    Who's balls were constructed of brass
    When jangled together
    They played stormy weather
    And lightening shot out of his ass!

    1. I understand the Mistress suffers the same problem.

  9. I'm laughing so hard, I don't even remember what I was going to say..!!!!!!

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    1. Well my I grab my smelling salts! Sooooooo nice to see you again Bob!!!! Welcome back and please excuse these drunks! They seem to thing it's a dirty limerick night.

  11. Why look at that, after a couple cocktails, it's dirty limerick night at the Casa!!!

    1. Dirty Limerick night? All because of a bartender.You people are nuts.

    2. Well drinking and Limericks do go hand in hand......

  12. An accident really uncanny
    Befell an unfortunate granny
    She sat in her chair
    Whilst her false teeth were there
    And bit herself right in the fanny! My aunt always enjoyed that one!

  13. We all know the lovely Dolly
    She pops in now and again for a Jolly
    She got an awful shock
    When she saw Munchy's Rock
    And had to cool down by sucking a lolly! Now the bartender is HAWT!!!!

  14. And hers another...Mary had a little Lamb,
    She tied it to a pylon.
    10,000 volts went up it's arse,
    and turned it's wool to nylon!


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