On the chest of my bartender in Sale
were tattoed all the prices of ale.
And, on his behind,
for the sake of the blind,
there was the same list in braille.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Wowza!
ReplyDeleteVery hot looking. I don't know him, but do a man from Ghent, Who had a penis so long it bent.
ReplyDeleteIt was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.
That's our Cali-Boi! Calli Boi is a bit of a cad
DeleteYou should see the men he's had!
Their belly's are jelly, their arm pits are smelly, but Colin says "Mmmm not bad". Is this correct?
I don't know how to read braile, would he mind?
ReplyDeleteWOW, look at that face! I do know about McGill, Whose acts grew exceedingly ill, He insisted on habits,
ReplyDeleteinvolving white rabbits,and a bird with a flexible bill! You know him?
we must ask, does the bill hurt?
DeleteAh, I'll read what ever he is offering.......
ReplyDeleteHere;s one,A pansy who lived in Khartoum
ReplyDeleteTook a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
That would me me too....all confused, with what goes where.
DeleteAfter staring at that hot bartend, could I ever order after looking at that chest?
ReplyDeleteThere was a lady who's triplets begat
ReplyDeleteNat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat. Now where my drink?
An old family favorite my dad use to regail....
ReplyDeleteThere once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ass!
I understand the Mistress suffers the same problem.
DeleteI'm laughing so hard, I don't even remember what I was going to say..!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHehe
ReplyDeleteWell my goodness...as I grab my smelling salts! Sooooooo nice to see you again Bob!!!! Welcome back and please excuse these drunks! They seem to thing it's a dirty limerick night.
DeleteWhy look at that, after a couple cocktails, it's dirty limerick night at the Casa!!!
ReplyDeleteDirty Limerick night? All because of a bartender.You people are nuts.
DeleteWell drinking and Limericks do go hand in hand......
DeleteAn accident really uncanny
ReplyDeleteBefell an unfortunate granny
She sat in her chair
Whilst her false teeth were there
And bit herself right in the fanny! My aunt always enjoyed that one!
We all know the lovely Dolly
ReplyDeleteShe pops in now and again for a Jolly
She got an awful shock
When she saw Munchy's Rock
And had to cool down by sucking a lolly! Now the bartender is HAWT!!!!
And hers another...Mary had a little Lamb,
ReplyDeleteShe tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse,
and turned it's wool to nylon!