....no sign of the Mistress yet. Rumors are flying she is over looking a city with a picturesque view... high on a hill, where palm trees sway.......
She says she will return soon, but will be entertaining one more week away. But who knows where the ginger liqueur haze will take her next.
I wish the Mistress would hurry and be done with it....we miss the antics already.
ReplyDeletewhy that must be the Mistress. We know she is fond of a dress that puddles.
ReplyDeleteand then hits the floor.
DeleteLocked up in a very swank funny farm with strict dress code?
ReplyDeleteShe's definitely up to something.
ReplyDeleteand probably involves hendricks, feathers and a show tune or two.
DeleteMy guess would be pantomime school?
ReplyDeletePantomime? You should see her sign language.
DeleteAnd no men in sight She needs to hurry back.
ReplyDeleteno men? did you look closer under that dress?
DeleteProbably out scouting for new house boys would be mu guess.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe the Mistress has left the Casa un-guarded this long, in this cold weather with young houseboys left behind. It's like a nest full of chicks.
ReplyDeleteI was in Waikiki on bussiness last week and thought I spotted the mistress and her coconut shells sitting barside?
ReplyDeleteJust follow a trail of Christian Louboutins I say.....
ReplyDelete....and empty Hendricks bottles.
Delete.....and wet wipes!
DeleteI just hope she isn't in a hotel. I stayed in a room between the Mistress once and a couple with a child. Between the screams from the Mistress's room and the cries of the baby in the other room, I didn't know which was worst. But I figrued the baby would tire eventually.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet the minx met a sheikh and is in Dubai with that view.
ReplyDeleteJust how long is she gone for?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing her engagement has been extended.
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