Miss Moorecock here! I must say it's been very quiet without the Mistress here. Yesterday a package arrived with skincare products. Who knew the Mistress had her own line of skincare out there.........
the Mistress's Luxury Knee Oinment????
Head to Toe Tonic?
I understand if one doesn't care for Champagne scent, gin is also available.
Hahahaha, the Mistress's secrets are all being revealed now!
ReplyDeleteI wonder, does the knee oinment come with knee pads?
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling everyroom does!
DeleteI have a feeling the naughty soap gets dropped alot in the showers?
ReplyDelete....along with everyone's standards.
DeleteNothing like putting on skin care cream and then getting drunk. This explains alot.
ReplyDeletedurning my stay there is was nice to get my own knee oinment and knee pads, what service.
ReplyDeleteDon't think for a minute we didnt notice the run on knee pads for a second.
DeleteHello Miss Moorecock! I feel as though I now need cleanser just saying that.
ReplyDeletehelp yourself to the complementary wet wipes at the door.
Deletedo guest get to leave with a gift basket? The casa must go through knee oinment as much as gin.
ReplyDeleteLove it!!! I love a luxury lotion I can also drink!!!
ReplyDeleteNow I know what the distillery behind the casa was for.
ReplyDeleteSo many different purposes. Can you cook with it too?
ReplyDeleteThis must be why the houseboys have such velvety bottoms!?!
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