Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Off Again... for Glamping in the Pocono Mountains


How do you like our camping attire? Over the top? Well dears, I'm off again to go Glamping with my good friend and sister, Mame, aka David Dust, to the all gay Woods Campground in the Poconos Mountains on Friday. I will receive her tomorrow afternoon, then dine for dinner in New Hope, before leaving on Friday in the AM. We always have a blast, even though Mame will tell you I starve her to death.

  So it's off to go Glamping!!!!!!


You honestly didn't think we were tenting it did you? Oh you dears are something! No, We will be Glamping it in spacious rv's, and a cabin, with electric and running water, with all the amenities. There is a fire pit, a outdoor hot tub, and a beautiful deck to sip cock-a-tails. At night it get cold so we will be donning our fur and diamond look! Oh did I mention it is clothing optional? Yeah right like we would. There are many things to do while there, besides drinking. There will be golf cart off trail rides and......



  ....outdoor showers.... I love a nice outdoor shower.....



....swimming in the lake....


....a weenie roast...


The Woods also has lovely trails for hiking and a very nice stream with artsy rock sculptures a hot papi built a few years ago, called Streamhenge!

So I must get going, I must ready the Casa for tomorrow and make sure  the east wing is ready for Mame, and make sure the houseboys washed my outfits and unmentionables, and have my libations case packed.

Hopefully no bear will get us, like they would even dare bit into our libation soaked bodies!!!!! See next week ! Tootles!

29 comments:

  1. Ooooh you are gonna have fun :)

    I too am off to the mountains to dance with men and drum the nights away.

    Have fun toots and have a cock-a-tail for me!

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    1. I'm sure I can have my arm twisted for a cock-a-tail for you!

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  2. Now taking bets these two drunk bitches get lost in the woods. Any bets?

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    1. Jon-HA! I'll be sure to take extra moist towelettes!

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    2. I'll bet the Mistress's first born. Which shouldn't be long.

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  3. Did you not just get back? I am certain you are a kept woman! Have a great time. CAN'T wait to HEAR about this!

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  4. Agnes your good. You know the Mistress. Where there are riches she is there...on top of the rich men, beside the rich men , underneath the rich men!

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    1. well, if your good at it I say. It's not the men in my life....its the life in my men!

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  5. naked hiking? Wath those prickers!

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    1. And once you get pricked, it just continues.

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  6. I wish I could come along, I love hiking and camping. I'd love to play camp games. Like Who's picking up the soap!!!!!! Have a great time you two!

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    1. Not much of a game if you repeatedly keeping dropping the soap now is it?

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  7. Have a blast you two!!!! I wish a camera crew was following this!

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    1. Oh did I forget? It on the Bravo's fall schdule, titled Maddie & Mame's Mountain Adventure! With a guest appearance by Andy Cohen

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    2. and sponsored by Arby's and Hendricks Gin...drink responsibly. And away from a bon fire.

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  8. i'd never camp....but i might glamp.

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    1. Oh Norma, you'll have to be my guest sometime. We'll help plan mountainside retreat events for Mj!

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  9. Glamping is the ONLY way to go! Have fun!

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  10. Glamping and tramping has never sounded so fun!

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    1. Have a wonderful time, how fun!!!! Now, which one will be glamping, and which one tramping?

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  11. Wow, now that is my kind of camping! Have a fabulous time!

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  12. All gay AND outdoor showers? Where is this place at? I'll meet ya there!

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  13. I have the feeling what goes on at the campfire stays at the campfire!!! Have fun!

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    1. Chestnuts, roasting over a open fire......

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  14. And just remeber once in the shower Mistress, if a man ask to use your loofah, he wants your "other" loofah.

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  15. I have always wanted to try this. I want to go sometime, checked out the site. And with you guys it would be nuts!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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