Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Regal Beagle



Oh, hello all! I would have blogged earlier, but my exhausted physical state would not allow. It will be a early night tonight. Last night the Boy-Toy and I made like Stanley and Helen Roper, and went to a new establishment, The Beagle Tavern for our friend, Big Red's birthday. Not only was it his birthday, but on that night the Beagle host a sex trivia game overseen by the very fun Miss Thunder Storms and Summer Clearance. Everyone in the bar gets in teams and cums up with a dirty team name. Ours was The Anal Beads!!! I didn't really appreciate my necklace being referred to as anal beads, even though they are very large pearls, but I'm a good sport. Anywho, their are 30 questions to answer ranging from from very easy to very hard. The top three teams win porn and sex toys. I was hoping we would win first place. They had this thing called a flesh light that I though it would have made the perfect storage case for my marble rolling pin, but was told that was not what it was for. (blushing) Needless to say we didn't win. But the Mistress and everyone there was having a wonderful time cock-a-tailing, and we met some wonderfully cute boys! But this morning the Mistress paid for it. She went to work, but barely. I would have rather stayed in bed and been pampered.



It has been a while since I had some good old stiffeners like that during the week with work the next day. I even got more then seven hours of sleep, and still had a hangover. I told everybody at work to keep the talking down, your Auntie Mame is hung! Ohhhhhhhh how I remember the days when I was out every night and still went to work without flinching a eye. Hell, some days I got less then a hour of sleep from getting in, or getting back from a Sunday night road trip, showering and going right to work!!! How in the hell did I do it? While I have aged very gracefully, I must say, the old grey mare ain't what it use to be on the inside. On weekends I have more time to sleep and lounge, but did morning come quick today. So till next time little noise miners. Tootles.

7 comments:

  1. A fleshlight as a rolling pin storeage contair? LOL,LOL,LOL, Girl what the hell are you on? Your too many lately! Sounds like a good time though, except the hangover!

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  2. LOL,LOL,LOL! yOUR TOO MUCH HONEY!!!I'm so sharing this post with my friend!

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  3. Nothing sucks more than a hangover and then go to work. And I'll mail you a fleshlight with intrustions on use. It's heaven!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. The Ropers- now thats funny! You must be a real hand full!

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  5. Batina7/23/2010

    HA.HA,HA,HA! Your pearl necklace was the size of anal beads!!!! You crack me up! Sounds like a fun night though.

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  6. Noe girl don't make me cut ya! On a bad drag night I look like Helen Roper!

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  7. Why you two don't have a reality show is beyond me! The Ropers- Re-visited!

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