It's the time of year dear people where many of us will be heading to the beach points to tan our carcasses, and dip our fannys in the ocean, and ogle the hot men's. When it comes time to get in the water, know your surroundings and where the life guard station is, in case you, or someone...or you, need mouth to mouth from the lifeguards. Also check the waters and survey to make sure their are no sharks or other fins in the waters.
You may think I'm being very cautious.....but I have been the attack of such creatures of the deep and it really puts a hamper on summer fun. And who wants to be in a cast from the groin down? Can't you just hear the music?
Enjoy the beach and summer safely. This has been a Casa du Borghese summer PSA.
Enjoy and be in good health.













