With these cold temperatures of late, it is important to be dressed accordingly. Nice warm coat, scarf, gloves and chapeau.So dress warm and bundle up.... especially us guys! The Mistress had been known to go commando and let it all hang loose, but even in these artic temps one must wear suitable armor.
So the Mistress highly recommends guys wear Willy Warmers!
Unfortunately, yours truly's sprig and berries wouldn't fit in this one. I may have to have one knitted. But worry not. If your in the same shoes as I, we have our own in house Courtier Knitter, Anne Marie, who we hear is mean with a set of knitting needles and creating cutting edge colors and designs. She is also professional in taking measurements. She only uses state of the art equipment.
For a good laugh, lick to embiggen. Opps, I meant click!!!
Now that is state of the art, and ground breaking technology right there people. So remember boys...nothing worst then frost bitten balls. So get a heater for that peter. Were taking orders now! And everybody...bundle up, dress in layers and stay warm. This has been a Public Service Announcement.
