It's got to be a trick question right?
A familiar reader here will tell you I can't stand that harpie. Plain can't stand her hennies.
Her vanity table is a Black and Decker work bench.
She is so fake, even Barbie is jealous.
Her medical emergency info card says in case of accident, the body looked like this before.
During her last physical exam, she had to coax the doctor in from the ledge.
Her nude body would make Chris Christie lose his appetite.
Did you know that a picture of her nude is used here in Pennsylvania's Poison Control Center to induce vomiting!
And did I ever tell you she shopped Bloomies once before getting in Politics? Yep... She came in one day and said she wanted to see something cheap in a dress. I said, "Well, the mirror is to your right madam." She finally settled on one I gave her to try. I said Ms Boebert, this dress is so sexy, it will give your husband ideas. She replied, "Why, does a brain come with it?"
The neighborhood peeping tom pleaded with her to draw her shades.
Lauren Boebert is the only person to ever play with a Ouija board and even it told her to go to hell!!!
She is so disliked, that when she threw a boomerang, it didn't return.
In her case, it's better to let everyone think she is an idiot than to have her open her mouth and prove it.
I've often wondered if she was born on a highway. That's where most accident happens.
Brains aren't everything. In her case they're nothing. I don't know what makes her so stupid, but it really works for her.
I'd love to slap her, but then that would be wild animal abuse.
This bitch is such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles! HAHHHHHAAA!
Lauren Boebert should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for being the greatest wide receiver.
Lauren is such a skank that she thinks LOVE stands for, Legs open very easy.
I have the feeling she's been cocked more than Elmer Fudd's shotgun.
Ms. Boebert is the reason the gene pool needs a life guard.
I'm soooo jealous of people that don't know who she is!!!