Greetings from Fire Island! The Lad, MM#1 Fan and myself showed our better sides.
Well, they do say Sun's out, Bun's out!!! Nothing like a good ocean sand surf exfoliate.
Hope y'all are well.
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LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
And to think, this has given me an idea for lunch. A salad or three at Sweetgreen.
ReplyDeleteYep, your having fun.
I'll take three please!
ReplyDeleteThey say pack a snack dears.
ReplyDeleteand I bet they have been packin' those snacks!
DeleteHoly guacamole!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou best get back home....your having way to much fun Mistress. Though, this did lighten up my day!
OH MISTRESS!!!!! Your making this old woman blush again! I wondered if your were still in P-town. I adore both summer towns. But you three are more evil then the Witches of Eastwick tempting passer bys with those morsels.
ReplyDeleteWe should hang out soon!
ReplyDeleteDon't get sunburned!
ReplyDeleteFire Island... I have a friend from down here, who lives in NYC, he and his partner travel to Fire Island.... I must a be a special place.... we got is The Quarter down in the Big Easy... and we do have Kistachie National Forest if your biking.... Y'all are lucky....
ReplyDeleteNice Rear Ends
Nice buns....... don't get sandblasted!
ReplyDeleteI have the feeling you may be too late Christina.
Delete😂 😂 😂
DeleteI love having CAKES by the ocean.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the dune replenishment project is in full rear. I mean gear.
ReplyDeleteThe buns value has already dropped since you left. I enjoy the long visit girl, and even though I love it here, it's a smidge less lively now.
ReplyDeleteI hear their value had a good return?
Deleteoh pearly, DO TELL ALL!
Delete#cheekybitches.
ReplyDeleteNothing like looking at mmmmmmmmm…. exfoliation pictures.
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine the going ons.
and the going ins!
DeleteBongos! Jx
ReplyDeleteThese must be those beach peaches I read about?
ReplyDeletethey certainly look ripe and juicy, don't they?
DeleteI'd take a bite or two, or three or......
DeleteAt my age, you made my day! Those are asses! Stuff dreams are made of.
ReplyDeleteLOL,LOL,LOL!
ReplyDeleteThere should really be a sign warning people in the dunes of lumps and depressions. Someone could get injured on those.
"Son, I don't know why you had to go up North, when we have our own Georgia peaches right here, ripe for the pickin'."
ReplyDeleteHA! And these comment alone are cracking me up. Hope your having a good time.
ReplyDeleteWho wouldn't do a double tap?
ReplyDeleteDouble take. I meant double take!
Is it just me... or did anyone else think it would be fun to pretend you're playing the bongos?
ReplyDeleteNot me, Steven. I just wanna squeeze the fruits, so to speak.
DeleteIt's like a fruit stand right Deedles?
DeleteMiss Lady Finger, you are so right! I fine bouquet of fine bootay :)
DeleteOh. Heeyyyyyyyyy.
ReplyDeletein order, I think MM#1 fan, the lad, maddie (bottom of pix to top). heh heh heh, I said "bottom" AND "top"!
ReplyDeleteI think it's the mistress first, then the Lad, no mistaken that ass....then mm#1 fan. I think I have seen there butts enough.lol
Deleteyou may be correct, dear. the lad's ass certainly IS a standout!
DeleteThe Lad's certainly does stand out! One could bounce a roll of quarters off that sucker.
Delete"Where no sand has gone before!" Now humming the theme from Star Butts.
ReplyDeleteI'm not familiar with that porn parody?
DeleteIt's famous, Cali-Boi, only in my head :) Starring William Shafter as Captain Twerk. Leonard Needboy as Mr. Spunk, and DeWhoris Smelly as Dr. Smackboy.
DeleteIt needs a little work.
Deedles, now I know for sure what I have suspected all along, in another life you were a gay man, I'm really impressed! Lol
DeleteWhy, thank you Steven! I'm honored, I think :)
Delete@deedles - I have had that said about me also; we are in good company here!
Deletei can see we're going to have to hide the special candy dish from deedles……..
DeleteNow, this is what I call SUMMER!
ReplyDeleteXoXo
Lol!!! Did anyone else notice in the distance, a person is sitting in a chair and it looks like they are trying to use glasses or binoculars to see the view better! Lol :D
ReplyDeleteMeh, who am I kidding, I would be doing the same thing!!!
Steven, did you get your new glasses and take a quick trip, hmmmmm?
DeleteHell, I'd be down there giving them my address!
DeleteDeedles, if I was there, I would be holding the camera and Cali I would be asking you to be bum number four!!!
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DeleteSteven, If I was there, naked, on my stomach, you guys would wonder how the conjoined at the head Sharpeis got into the picture! Not a lovely sight. Of course, I could lay on my back and offer my front butt in all of its stretch marked glory. You could hear the eeewwwws from miles around!
DeleteDeedles, an elderly woman says to her husband, "you can't go to our grandson's wedding looking like that! Come here and I will iron your suit for you"! The husband replies, "what are you talking about old woman, I'm in my underwear"!
Deletejust wait till I report to the mistress that the casa has become a stand up club. you three sound tour.
Deletenow back to work.some of us don't get 6 months vacation.
I must say, those lush asses do remind me of a joke. Why do ducks have feathers?
DeleteTo cover their butt-quack.
So after our three lads were finished tanning their backsides, they all realized that only their penises were not tanned. Being the clever one, Maddie suggested that all three should bury themselves in the sand, only having their manhood sticking out to get an even tan. Later, two elderly nuns walked by, one said, "well look at that, I spent my whole life trying to stay away from those and now the darn things are growing wild everywhere"!
DeleteTry the chicken, I'm here till Thursday.
It like you were there!?!? I heard they raised some flag poles on the beach.
DeleteYour creative.....I see you have a blog.
Sweet mother of god that was good!
ReplyDeleteCategory is....Georgia Peach Realness.
ReplyDeleteXO and one for Jesus
Miss R
One of those, and two of that and a few of those...it's like shopping. I wonder what the other sides look like?
ReplyDeleteYum!!!! Fire Island Buttermilk Biscuits.
ReplyDeletethey just need a little drizzle of honey for some good eatin'!
DeleteI want mine with peach preserves, thank you very much.
DeleteOh my! Beach Bumms!
ReplyDeleteI love hot cross buns!
ReplyDeleteone-a-penny, two-a-penny...
DeleteI haven't seen rears like that in years!
ReplyDeleteWell, what a triple treat! If I was there, my saggy old ass would be right alongside you. (That is, if you'd allow yourselves to be seen with me!) Have a glorious weekend.
ReplyDeleteVery hilly there in Fire Island.
ReplyDelete(sings) the hills are alive...
Delete@Anne Marie- (sings) with the sound of music! Only if beans or broccoli were involved of course.
DeleteNow THAT is an interesting version of a Hot Crossed Buns recipe. I'm glad everyone had a great time at Fire Island.
ReplyDeleteI have read a lot of Fire Island (thanks to Mr. Mordden) but have yet to see it.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy those subtle asses now. Because when old age and gravity hit....yikes. Tis a lovely site.
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