Thursday, August 15, 2019

SUMMER POSTCARD #20

Greetings from Fire Island! The Lad, MM#1 Fan and myself showed our better sides.
Well, they do say Sun's out, Bun's out!!! Nothing like a good ocean sand surf exfoliate.

Hope y'all are well.
💋

74 comments:

  1. And to think, this has given me an idea for lunch. A salad or three at Sweetgreen.

    Yep, your having fun.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Holy guacamole!!!!!!!!!

    You best get back home....your having way to much fun Mistress. Though, this did lighten up my day!

    ReplyDelete
  3. OH MISTRESS!!!!! Your making this old woman blush again! I wondered if your were still in P-town. I adore both summer towns. But you three are more evil then the Witches of Eastwick tempting passer bys with those morsels.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Fire Island... I have a friend from down here, who lives in NYC, he and his partner travel to Fire Island.... I must a be a special place.... we got is The Quarter down in the Big Easy... and we do have Kistachie National Forest if your biking.... Y'all are lucky....

    Nice Rear Ends

    ReplyDelete
  5. Nice buns....... don't get sandblasted!

    ReplyDelete
  6. I love having CAKES by the ocean.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Looks like the dune replenishment project is in full rear. I mean gear.

    ReplyDelete
  8. The buns value has already dropped since you left. I enjoy the long visit girl, and even though I love it here, it's a smidge less lively now.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Nothing like looking at mmmmmmmmm…. exfoliation pictures.

    I can only imagine the going ons.

    ReplyDelete
  10. These must be those beach peaches I read about?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. they certainly look ripe and juicy, don't they?

      Delete
    2. I'd take a bite or two, or three or......

      Delete
  11. At my age, you made my day! Those are asses! Stuff dreams are made of.

    ReplyDelete
  12. LOL,LOL,LOL!

    There should really be a sign warning people in the dunes of lumps and depressions. Someone could get injured on those.

    ReplyDelete
  13. "Son, I don't know why you had to go up North, when we have our own Georgia peaches right here, ripe for the pickin'."

    ReplyDelete
  14. HA! And these comment alone are cracking me up. Hope your having a good time.

    ReplyDelete
  15. Who wouldn't do a double tap?

    Double take. I meant double take!

    ReplyDelete
  16. Is it just me... or did anyone else think it would be fun to pretend you're playing the bongos?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Not me, Steven. I just wanna squeeze the fruits, so to speak.

      Delete
    2. It's like a fruit stand right Deedles?

      Delete
    3. Miss Lady Finger, you are so right! I fine bouquet of fine bootay :)

      Delete
  17. in order, I think MM#1 fan, the lad, maddie (bottom of pix to top). heh heh heh, I said "bottom" AND "top"!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I think it's the mistress first, then the Lad, no mistaken that ass....then mm#1 fan. I think I have seen there butts enough.lol

      Delete
    2. you may be correct, dear. the lad's ass certainly IS a standout!

      Delete
    3. The Lad's certainly does stand out! One could bounce a roll of quarters off that sucker.

      Delete
  18. "Where no sand has gone before!" Now humming the theme from Star Butts.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I'm not familiar with that porn parody?

      Delete
    2. It's famous, Cali-Boi, only in my head :) Starring William Shafter as Captain Twerk. Leonard Needboy as Mr. Spunk, and DeWhoris Smelly as Dr. Smackboy.
      It needs a little work.

      Delete
    3. Deedles, now I know for sure what I have suspected all along, in another life you were a gay man, I'm really impressed! Lol

      Delete
    4. Why, thank you Steven! I'm honored, I think :)

      Delete
    5. @deedles - I have had that said about me also; we are in good company here!

      Delete
    6. i can see we're going to have to hide the special candy dish from deedles……..

      Delete
  19. Lol!!! Did anyone else notice in the distance, a person is sitting in a chair and it looks like they are trying to use glasses or binoculars to see the view better! Lol :D
    Meh, who am I kidding, I would be doing the same thing!!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Steven, did you get your new glasses and take a quick trip, hmmmmm?

      Delete
    2. Hell, I'd be down there giving them my address!

      Delete
    3. Deedles, if I was there, I would be holding the camera and Cali I would be asking you to be bum number four!!!

      Delete
    4. This comment has been removed by the author.

      Delete
    5. Steven, If I was there, naked, on my stomach, you guys would wonder how the conjoined at the head Sharpeis got into the picture! Not a lovely sight. Of course, I could lay on my back and offer my front butt in all of its stretch marked glory. You could hear the eeewwwws from miles around!

      Delete
    6. Deedles, an elderly woman says to her husband, "you can't go to our grandson's wedding looking like that! Come here and I will iron your suit for you"! The husband replies, "what are you talking about old woman, I'm in my underwear"!

      Delete
    7. just wait till I report to the mistress that the casa has become a stand up club. you three sound tour.

      now back to work.some of us don't get 6 months vacation.

      Delete
    8. I must say, those lush asses do remind me of a joke. Why do ducks have feathers?

      To cover their butt-quack.

      Delete
    9. So after our three lads were finished tanning their backsides, they all realized that only their penises were not tanned. Being the clever one, Maddie suggested that all three should bury themselves in the sand, only having their manhood sticking out to get an even tan. Later, two elderly nuns walked by, one said, "well look at that, I spent my whole life trying to stay away from those and now the darn things are growing wild everywhere"!

      Try the chicken, I'm here till Thursday.

      Delete
    10. It like you were there!?!? I heard they raised some flag poles on the beach.

      Your creative.....I see you have a blog.

      Delete
  20. Sweet mother of god that was good!

    ReplyDelete
  21. Category is....Georgia Peach Realness.

    XO and one for Jesus
    Miss R

    ReplyDelete
  22. One of those, and two of that and a few of those...it's like shopping. I wonder what the other sides look like?

    ReplyDelete
  23. Yum!!!! Fire Island Buttermilk Biscuits.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. they just need a little drizzle of honey for some good eatin'!

      Delete
    2. I want mine with peach preserves, thank you very much.

      Delete
  24. I haven't seen rears like that in years!

    ReplyDelete
  25. Well, what a triple treat! If I was there, my saggy old ass would be right alongside you. (That is, if you'd allow yourselves to be seen with me!) Have a glorious weekend.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Very hilly there in Fire Island.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. @Anne Marie- (sings) with the sound of music! Only if beans or broccoli were involved of course.

      Delete
  27. Now THAT is an interesting version of a Hot Crossed Buns recipe. I'm glad everyone had a great time at Fire Island.

    ReplyDelete
  28. I have read a lot of Fire Island (thanks to Mr. Mordden) but have yet to see it.

    ReplyDelete
  29. Enjoy those subtle asses now. Because when old age and gravity hit....yikes. Tis a lovely site.

    ReplyDelete

Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...