Wednesday, August 28, 2019

THE MEAT RACK


As an avid sportsmen and spectator of sex, it will come as no surprise that I enjoy Fire Island. In particular the Meat Rack  I'm amazed when ever a gay man tells me he hasn't been to Fire Island or Ptown, both the quintessential East Coast towns that are still predominantly all gay. I feel every gay man should go visit and have fun at least once in one of these hedonism havens. Alas, the worst part is the travel getting there. Fire Island is a pain to get to. I take the train, to New York, then we fight traffic in NYC, and then Long Island, where we then hop a ferry, no not me, but an actual ferry, into Fire Island.  The ferry ride can be fun alone, and let the flirting begin I say!!!! Fire Island has a rule of no cars. The only vehicles you may see are the miniature fire engines and that's it. That's part of the charm of the island. It's all natural beaches and a network of boardwalks everywhere. We then have the two towns, the Pines, where the real handsome, circuit and muscule boys are, with the huge architectural and fabled beach houses....and Cherry Grove, the more "in town" vintage part of the island where most of the bar, restaurants and drag shows are,  more friendly,  and a mix of more community and a handful of straight people. In between we have the Meat Rack. A natural beauty of land, wooded, and very sandy and randy!!! If your looking to get off, this is like a bathhouse basically.  While the Mistress isn't a regular visitor there, I have in the pass been there as a voyager and a participant. This trip I took the Lad, since he never saw it, and as expected we had some hot sex, we are both not shy, so if anyone watched or joined in, that's the magic! Afterwards we took the walk through to Cherry Grove. 
If these trees could talk, the nonsense they've seen!!!!! I was telling the Lad that the Meat Rack on a full moon night, can be quite magical of places. The moonlight, the sandy ground, the trees, and the outline of others walking by, or the movements of noise and grunts. Ah, the magic of the Meat Rack.
Just go in girls. the waters fine!!!!!

And here, look... the trees are marked  for us, so cocksuckers can find their way, no matter what time, day or night. No cocksucker will ever be left behind here.

I've learned gay men will have sex anywhere. Outdoor sex is very fun and thrilling. If there is a bush, their is two gay men jerking off behind, so if you do ever tour the meat rack watch where you walk dears. There are even pails scattered about to dispose of condoms. So there you have it,  just a small history of Cherry Grove and the Pines. 
Now just to keep it a smig wholesome and pg for some readers,  the deer are also famous on the island. We encountered quite a few stags and doe's when we left the meat rack. And their quite friendly!
Even hand fed one some of these green weed like things with berries, they seemed to really like them
And I threw this in for just pure gratuity. An exsample of meat. Nice meat I may add. A bearded hottie with Kitty Litter at a house party. He may be who we encountered in the meat rack, but I will need to see some identifying mark to make sure.

Now excuse me, I must make sure the houseboys are getting laundry done for the next trip.

38 comments:

  1. I have been chomping at the bit for some post damn it!!!!

    I can only imagine what was UP with you too?!?! Im already planning a trip there next year so Ill be in touch. And your commentary had be laughing.

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  2. Uhm, I feel the need for a hot, soapy shower :)

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    1. It's like you were there?!

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    2. you missed a spot deedles..

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    3. Yeah, the soap slivers keep getting lost in the nooks and crannies.

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    4. I'd take a shower with the dude in the last pix!

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    5. Please Anne Marie....youd be doing anything but showering lambchop.

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  3. I love this post!

    I love the dear, that's cool. But the Meat Rack would intimidate me beyond belief because Im so damn afraid and shy of things. That's why I love you, you have a uninhibited side I WISH I had.

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  4. The idea of you two in the meat rack...my bologna is getting moist!

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  5. Cap Chasen8/28/2019

    It's been years since I was to Fire Island, and I did indeed partake of the meat rack, when it was really rampant. I can still remember going there, my heart would soar once I was on the ferry. Disembarking It feels as if you have landed in Oz. The joy of life entered my body. I would love to get there again to see it one more time.

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  6. This is too much damn walking for ass. I will stick with something more convenient, like on my back in bed. I would like to see the dear though.

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  7. Leave it to you to pull in some comedic relief, a history lesson, some filthy talk and beautiful nature in one post!!!

    Gotta visit it someday! and bend over for the menz folk! Just once.

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  8. This looks like so much fun! Such freedom. I’ve read about the dunes and all that. Tom Bianchi took a series of polaroids there in the eighties that are iconic.
    And you are right. Every gay man should go at least once there and enjoy the brotherhood.
    KittyLitter is a lucky gal!

    XoXo

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    1. i do declare mistress, you have made steven speechless.

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    2. steven & the mistress will honeymoon on fire island!

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  10. The meat rack? Sex?

    I thought you were still a virgin?

    I adore Kitty Litter.

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  11. Years ago, William and I were guest of two guy guys we were friends with, and I know they spoke of the meat rack, but I thought at first it was a luncheon meat deli place, till they told me. No... we didn't dare venture in there when we went to Cherry Grove, we went by boat. No one needed to see a middle aged straight couple in there.

    I love the deer there, so not timid and unabashed. The video is charming of you feeding the doe. It's like Snow White, but a more slanted, racey Snow White mind you.

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  12. Oh gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, you two is bad and naughty.

    That being said, I'd probably watch!!!!!!!!!!!

    Now where have you been? Where are you going now? Sit still child!

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    1. I leave for Rehoboth Beach friday tootes.

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  13. Nice post and about time. I love Fire Island and did the meat rack once. Not really my scene, but it was fun to experience once and who doesn't love a dick suck? Can't deny the excitement.

    In Boston when I lived there we had the Fens.

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  14. I BET you to were molested but good.

    The deer are so cool. I wonder why they are not timid?

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    1. Well, since they never had any natural predators and they have always been around people on the island, they dont have any real fears.

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  15. You need to get Sir David Attenborough in to narrate this blog... Jx

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    1. I really should.... he would add a touch a class and dignity to this whole sordid affair.

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  16. I suspect the deer have seen it all, so they know they've nothing to fear from all the rutting humans. Did that deer check to see if you'd washed your hands before accepting your handfull?

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    1. You would love the deer there Mr DeVice. We could go and take pictures and then take dips in the ocean.

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  17. Oh the things I have not seen, yet!

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    1. And the word yet, speaks volumes here, I love it.

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  18. Anyone else notice the two deer together were both males? A daddy/son combo, I guess they have been watching the humans in the bushes and picked up some good habits. Lol.. Kitty Litter.. drag queens have the best stage names EVER! Where is her hand going? I noticed the Canadian cap on that stud. I would love to go on a wilderness tour with that guy!

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    1. Didnt even notice they were both males can you believe that? Huh, yes, she was handling his goods. He was hot, and very flirtatious. You Canadians are quite cute!!!!!! Swoon.

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  19. I had a friend who loved Fire Island and spent Summer vacations there every year. Of course, she never visited the Meat Rack. LOL.

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  20. The Meat Rack sounds... interesting. I'm pretty sure I'd take a peek if someone were up to something in those trees.

    The deer are not only friendly but quite photogenic. I'm wondering if they ever follow people around.

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    1. Yes!!!! If you have food, and feed them, their your friend for life. Once followed us to our house once.

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  21. Deer, schemer! Yes they are lovely and bold and brave. I've, however, learned from reading this post, that a lot of things were done that frightened horses!

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  22. If I was Kitty Litter, I'd be on my knees.

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  23. It amazes me to know people still have sex in public - what with hazards of police, ticks, and STDs. fascinating !

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