Thursday, February 7, 2019

OUR NEWEST HOUSEBOY

His name is Antoine, and the neighbors have already started to nose around.
Just tonight, Ellie Bambeesbrook came over. "Mistress, I hate to bother you, but could I borrow two cups of sugar."  I was on to her. "Ellie....dear, your diabetic."

24 comments:

  1. nice fur on the newest houseboy! what chore will you have him do at the casa, mistress? with those muscles, he looks like a furniture mover/heavy lifter!

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    1. More like carrying me room to room honey.

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  2. That was her first mistake. I would've asked for more then sugar.

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  3. Well, who could blame her?

    XoXo

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  4. Nice eyes! I too am diabetic. That doesn't stop me from eating my fair share of chocolate, but enough about Balder Half, I also like candy.

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    1. Chocolate? Is that what you call Balder half?

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  5. I have some things on a high shelf. Can I borrow him?

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  6. Will you ever tell us the name of your agency?

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  7. Now is he a general house staff or your boidior fluffer....of pillows and the comforter, of course.

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  8. it's a wonder you leave the house.

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  9. Is there anything more appealing than a dumb lug with big muscles?

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    1. A smart one? That's probably just me.

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    2. No there isn't. It's adorable watching them reading comic books.

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  10. That is a hell of a lot more than two cups!

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  11. He looks like he has been working and needs to be dried off, let me grab a towel.

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  12. She actually meant to ask for some “cream” for her coffee. 😎

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  13. Oh, well, can you blame her? Or any of the others? But, you know dear, now that I thin k of it, I'm out of cream for my coffee - mind if I....

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  14. Whatever do you do with the discarded house boy is my questions.

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  15. I still like to know how anything gets done around there with such distraction.distraction

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  16. Shit, I'm ready to be his fluffer!

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