WORLD FAMOUS PUSS

Unless you have been living under a rock, you have certainly heard by now the designer Karl Lagerfeld passed away. I was just informed by the Mistress that he has switched to black attire now for the next week. Being the Mistress's Social Director,  I thought I should research more about who the designer was. But I have since put all that aside, as I was shocked to see he had, no doubt probably, the most famous pussy in the world...did you know that? Lagerfeld, whose personal life and human relationships have always been a bit of a mystery, absolutely loved and adored Choupette, and his affection for her was well documented. She literally went everywhere he did.

Im here to tell you, this cat has it made! Like her master, Choupette has been living an incredibly glamorous lifestyle that seems befitting of her stature and taste (her diet alone sounds downright marvelous). Lagerfeld explained  that the cat is looked after by several maids and that she possesses a kind of magical aura. “Even if she sleeps, she doesn’t want to be alone. She’s like a chic lady, like a kept woman with her personal maid,”  the  designer had said. Additionally, he informed The Cut in 2015 that Choupette had earned $3.18 million in the previous year for endorsing German and Japanese products.  In addition, to grooming services and lavish diets, Choupette has  a walking daily at 6.30am, and is brushed (the first of six times a day) and her eyes cleaned using Ocryl. Disappointingly, she is not vegan, and instead subsists on Hill’s Science Plan and carbon-filtered water. Her day-to-day life involves a bodyguard, a personal chef and two maids, and, when possible, she practices cat yoga. Has her own office and has even done photo shoots and an art exhibit. According to Vogue Paris, her treat is dipping her nose in Lagerfeld’s butter, or cappuccino crème.

When traveling by plane, yes I said plane, she apparently is not fond of seat belts.

Beautiful relaxation corner.

Her own wheels!!! 

The question of who will assume responsibility of this in-demand feline is therefore not just a sentimental one, but a financial one. How is Choupette coping in the wake of her owner’s death? We contacted a Chanel representative, but as of press time we have not received a response. However, it’s safe to say that since the fashion legend seems to have been almost universally beloved by the models, designers, business associates and celebrity fans with whom he interacted, Choupette will be taken in by a doting new owner soon enough. No one would let anything happen to Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, especially given her considerable net worth. I even told Chanel, she'd be a excellent addition to the Casa du Borghese.

But is case you missed the point of the blog, as the Mistress Social Director, this cat is treated better then me!!!!!! Where's my filet mignon? My plane? My pampering services? I have no fringe benefits here. And if one of you say,  you get to drink copious amounts of free gin and see the mistress's big junk swinging in his nakedness, I'll throw this here stapler at your head.... and possibly the daily planner...Naomi Campbell hasn't anything over my aiming abilities. This is more what I get...

But I'm not bitter.