What a surprise!
Yes, the Mandarin , exotic beauty is back...
rhinestones and all...
Why yes, if you guessed the fabulous Ming Crystal, the official Casa du Borghese Astrologer, you were right!
Imagine my surprise when the gong went off and one of the houseboys announced she was here. She stopped in for a few days with my half sister, Isuki Moorecock, for a rest and relaxation...won't the Mistress be upset. Ming has agreed to take your pressing questions, and answer them right here for you, god knows, I need a drink and fag break. In the meantime, their going to show me how to cook Won Hung lo and Chow Fun recipes.
So go ahead, let Ming handle your pressing dilemma or question du jour.
I had no idea Gia Gunn had a part time job?
ReplyDeleteI'll be back with a question....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteOh Ming you still looks as ageless as always What is your secret?
ReplyDeleteAncient Chinese secret.
DeleteI have always wondered why the chicken crossed the road. Was it to get to the other side?
ReplyDeleteChicken cross the road because it stupid.
DeleteMing...you look stunning!!! Now, do you think trump and the republicans will ever wake the hell up and change?
ReplyDeleteAnd Miss Moorecock, how is Isuki doing these days?
You give Ming a great laugh!!
DeleteMaybe you can live on moon in the next decade.
Your gong makes a noise when it goes off? Just askin’
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I was at work the other day and got special instructions I never asked for. What the hell should I do with them?
ReplyDeleteMing say bend the rod while it's hot.
DeleteWill I ever smile again Ming?
ReplyDeleteYour smile is a curve that can get many things straight.
DeleteIm blinded by your bling! Will I have a good day today I hope?
ReplyDeleteWith you, Ming sees some unexpected kisses in expected places.
DeleteMany blinded by beauty.
How do I get to be a hot siren like you Ming?
ReplyDeleteGlaze the lens with Vaseline.
DeleteI wonder if I should settle down again, or stay a bachelor? Any advice?
ReplyDeleteMing say bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.
DeleteI work out a lot Ming, I'm a gym bunny. Should I cut back or keep going 6 days a week?
ReplyDeleteMing say keep working out other enjoy the view of tight end and your flexibility.
DeleteWhat could I possibly ask of her? Your photo alone says everything. FIERCE
ReplyDeleteYour one who recongizies good taste.
DeleteI still haven't found a man with any life in him. Should I try something different?
ReplyDeleteAre you seeking the living?
DeleteI’ve always wanted to be self-employed, but my husband wants me to have a job with a regular paycheck. Should I take a chance and start my own business anyway?
ReplyDeleteYes. who doesn't like a hot guy showing up at door to sing a naked gram. Even if they can't sing.
DeleteSLAY!
ReplyDeleteTake my money. Take. My. Money!
Ming like rain...especially in $20s
Deleteming, do you think the mistress will ever settle down?
ReplyDeleteDo jumping beans ever stop?
DeleteOh! To have this outfit for Friday night's dinner at Wangs.
ReplyDeleteOHHHHH. Ming like Wangs. Everybody have fun at Wang Chung tonight.
DeleteMing, as an older gent, I love my younger guys. But do you think Viagra is a good idea?
ReplyDeleteMing says vitamins good for what ails you, Viagra is good for what fails you.
DeleteHA HA HA HA! I and my husband have been trying to get pregnant. Do you see a baby in our future?
ReplyDeleteMing tells you, woman who stays on bedspring will get offspring.
DeleteI always seem to miss your visits. Thank goodness I made this one for once.
ReplyDeleteMing say leave hands off private parts for change and you will experience more.
DeleteFirst off, isn't the Mitsress Won Hung lo? And 2- what is the prefect recipes for egg rolls?
ReplyDeleteTo make egg roll, push it.
DeleteWhich fashion accessory can I not do without for Summer 2019 in the UK - wellies, espadrilles, flip-flops or crocs?
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Ming found of espadrille, but since in UK, keep wellies at hand. Burn crocs.
DeleteWhen will the wind stop blowing?
ReplyDeleteWind stop when trump shut pie hole.
DeleteMs Ming Crystal, you are gorgeous, hilarious, and wise! Me love you long time!
ReplyDeleteTell me, Do you believe in happy endings?
Dear Eros.....I believe in happy ending...they always happen in massage parlor.
DeleteMy efforts to become financially independent are wearing on me mentally and physically. Oy! when will this all to come together and relieve the stress?
ReplyDeleteMing say you need sugar daddy! One blow a month all it take.
ReplyDeleteWell, why didn't I think of that. I'm going to start cruising the Sunrunner's Clubs - - just as soon as I lose 25 pounds!
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