Sunday, February 24, 2019

YOUR FORTUNE TOLD

What a surprise! 
Yes, the Mandarin , exotic beauty is back...


rhinestones and all...
Why yes, if you guessed the fabulous Ming Crystal, the official Casa du Borghese Astrologer, you were right!
Imagine my surprise when the gong went off and one of the houseboys announced she was here. She stopped in for a few days with my half sister, Isuki Moorecock, for a rest and relaxation...won't the Mistress be upset. Ming has agreed to take your pressing questions, and answer them right here for you, god knows, I need a drink and fag break. In the meantime, their going to show me how to cook Won Hung lo and Chow Fun recipes.

So go ahead, let Ming handle your pressing dilemma or question du jour.

50 comments:

  1. I had no idea Gia Gunn had a part time job?

    I'll be back with a question....

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    1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Oh Ming you still looks as ageless as always What is your secret?

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  3. I have always wondered why the chicken crossed the road. Was it to get to the other side?

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  4. Ming...you look stunning!!! Now, do you think trump and the republicans will ever wake the hell up and change?

    And Miss Moorecock, how is Isuki doing these days?

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    1. You give Ming a great laugh!!

      Maybe you can live on moon in the next decade.

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  5. Your gong makes a noise when it goes off? Just askin’
    JP

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  6. I was at work the other day and got special instructions I never asked for. What the hell should I do with them?

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  7. Will I ever smile again Ming?

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    1. Your smile is a curve that can get many things straight.

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  8. Im blinded by your bling! Will I have a good day today I hope?

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    1. With you, Ming sees some unexpected kisses in expected places.

      Many blinded by beauty.

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  9. How do I get to be a hot siren like you Ming?

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  10. I wonder if I should settle down again, or stay a bachelor? Any advice?

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    1. Ming say bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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  11. I work out a lot Ming, I'm a gym bunny. Should I cut back or keep going 6 days a week?

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    1. Ming say keep working out other enjoy the view of tight end and your flexibility.

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  12. What could I possibly ask of her? Your photo alone says everything. FIERCE

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  13. I still haven't found a man with any life in him. Should I try something different?

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  14. I’ve always wanted to be self-employed, but my husband wants me to have a job with a regular paycheck. Should I take a chance and start my own business anyway?

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    1. Yes. who doesn't like a hot guy showing up at door to sing a naked gram. Even if they can't sing.

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  15. ming, do you think the mistress will ever settle down?

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  16. Oh! To have this outfit for Friday night's dinner at Wangs.

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    1. OHHHHH. Ming like Wangs. Everybody have fun at Wang Chung tonight.

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  17. Ming, as an older gent, I love my younger guys. But do you think Viagra is a good idea?

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    1. Ming says vitamins good for what ails you, Viagra is good for what fails you.

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  18. HA HA HA HA! I and my husband have been trying to get pregnant. Do you see a baby in our future?

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    1. Ming tells you, woman who stays on bedspring will get offspring.

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  19. I always seem to miss your visits. Thank goodness I made this one for once.

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    1. Ming say leave hands off private parts for change and you will experience more.

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  20. First off, isn't the Mitsress Won Hung lo? And 2- what is the prefect recipes for egg rolls?

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  21. Which fashion accessory can I not do without for Summer 2019 in the UK - wellies, espadrilles, flip-flops or crocs?
    Sx

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    1. Ming found of espadrille, but since in UK, keep wellies at hand. Burn crocs.

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  22. When will the wind stop blowing?

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  23. Ms Ming Crystal, you are gorgeous, hilarious, and wise! Me love you long time!

    Tell me, Do you believe in happy endings?

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    1. Dear Eros.....I believe in happy ending...they always happen in massage parlor.

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  24. My efforts to become financially independent are wearing on me mentally and physically. Oy! when will this all to come together and relieve the stress?

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  25. Ming say you need sugar daddy! One blow a month all it take.

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    1. Well, why didn't I think of that. I'm going to start cruising the Sunrunner's Clubs - - just as soon as I lose 25 pounds!

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