The other day I went to the store to get a carton of eggs. And that's just it. It wasn't quite a dozen.....
I hate when one in the dozen is cracked.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
You know that old expression "Go suck an egg" . . . . ?
ReplyDeleteLol,lol,lol,lol,lol!!!!!!!!!
DeleteThat was the laugh I needed today! Thanks Debs. You win the comment of the day.
the bee goddess strikes first!
DeleteNow that might explain why people tell me my lips always look like they were egg formed.
DeleteO.O I can't believe that came from Debra, makes it that much funnier!
DeleteI'd like to see the hen that lay that egg!
ReplyDeleteFunny thing is Bob, when I sit on them, they never seem to hatch.
DeleteSomething looks familiar about this.....let me see what it could be now.......BLOODY HELL AND GOOD GRIEF DOUBLED OVER!!!! What the *&%£?$£!
ReplyDeleteI do love your eloquent turn of a phrase, Raybeard.
Deletedoes it look like anyone you know, raybeard? (asking for a friend)
DeleteStill trying to regain my composure after the shock!
DeleteRaybeard.....as the famous Mae West said " Those easily shocked, should be shocked more often." Lol......
DeleteOne of these is not like the others.... Touch them one by one....
ReplyDeletehee hee hee; a good old sesame street tune!
DeleteWho shrunk and bleached Darth Vader's helmet?
ReplyDeleteMay the force be with you dear.
DeleteIt's a deviled egg! I'm sure it's still creamy and flavorful on the inside!
ReplyDeleteWhat is inside???
ReplyDeletesweet cream, dear!
DeleteIt's hatching.
ReplyDeleteAren't they always it seems?
DeleteNow if Easter eggs looked like that odd one, I might still like searching for eggs.
ReplyDeleteI always open the carton in the store to make sure none of the eggs are cracked.
ReplyDeleteBut, unfortunately, occasionally one (or more) will crack on the 6,000 mile perilous journey home.
Notice that I kept a clean mind and didn't mention what I think your errant egg looks like??
DeleteYes, this must be a first for you.
DeleteThere is one egg that always keeps giving.
ReplyDeleteand it's hard-boiled (see what I did there?)!
Deletejust the tip, she said, just the tip...
ReplyDeleteYeah.......ive heard that one before........
DeleteI bet you've heard that from all the boyz...
DeleteI've also been told my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
DeleteI would much rather find "eggs" like those, than the ones I came home with!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you have lovely eggs.
DeleteI'll take two of those over easy please.
ReplyDeleteover easy = floppy, amirite? ;-b
DeleteThat egg is aiming for one "crack", no doubt. Jx
ReplyDeleteThe eggs they no doubt sell in the Infomanaic's cafeteria.
DeleteAnyone we know?
ReplyDeleteWas that found in the organics section?
ReplyDeleteIt took me a moment. It looked so familiar. I guess I'm not used to seeing them unattached. Thank goddess!!!
ReplyDeletedo you think you should be showing your guest that mistress? ive told you about putting your cock in odd hiding places.
ReplyDeleteIt just occurred to me, maybe the cock is babysitting.
ReplyDeleteThe joke was starting us right in the face, nobody asked if this was a carton of large, extra large or gasp... small eggs!
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