I'll be with you momentarily when I get done at the beauty parlor.... getting my hair did and catching the latest gossip.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Do we really have to wait all that time? Jx
ReplyDeleteright...for this could take a while.
Delete"How did it get so late so soon?"
DeleteLast time I had to sit under one of those things - it was the day before our wedding!
ReplyDeleteI am waiting with bated breath!
ReplyDeleteJoin Cali boi.....he's baiting, but not his breath no doubt.
DeleteOoh, gurl, the gossip looks good!
ReplyDeleteEat a few bonbons while you're at it, too.
ReplyDeleteI see a bit of the bubbly stuff there...
ReplyDeleteWe were starting to wonder when you would be back!
ReplyDeleteWell dear, if your at a black person salon , we'll see you next week.
ReplyDeleteAin't that the truth!
DeleteYou're the one on the left, right?
ReplyDeleteof course he's on the left. with the side of his balls, do you think he'd could cross his legs?
DeleteThat's why I always sit side saddle.
DeleteMore like the price of beauty you mean. If it's a all gay salon...I can only imagine the gossip.
ReplyDeleteWith that bottle sitting there, I bet you will not feel an ounce of pain. Hope you enjoyed your time away.
ReplyDeleteNow when you say hair, I'm assuming a hair cut and not a Brazilian wax? Because the latter hurts like hell...
ReplyDeleteHow do you think I started singing soprano?
DeleteI imagine the conversation won't just be "going anywhere nice on holiday, then?"?
ReplyDeleteIs it ever dear???
DeleteYou think it’s pretty looking this easy...
ReplyDeleteBeauty parlor??? This is not code word for Philadelphia Jacks is it????
ReplyDeleteThat's where he'll be right AFTER the salon!
DeleteI thought I felt a familiar wall grabber behind me.
DeleteOh, I don't have to imagine how painful it is...having had to do all those things years ago to look my studly finest for the stage.
ReplyDeleteWe expect "after" photos!
Wow Maddie, are you still there? No wonder you look so good! Now hurry back and tell us who did what to whom? Plus did they use handcuffs?
ReplyDeleteOh cutie pie, I am never one to kiss and tell.
DeleteBut I DID however over hear that the hot Brazilian male masseur, has been seen going and coming in the house two doors up....and when the Mrs isn't home!!!
Good grief, Maddie! Are you getting extensions and nails or what?! Did you throw in a pedicure? Is the gossip really that good? Are you tired of these questions? Tuff! I turned blue holding my breath while awaiting your return. My balder half licked his lips, smirked and decided to give me mouth to mouth. So, okay, some good came out of all of this waiting.
ReplyDeleteWell lambchop, I am so glad you got a bit on sport nookie out of my absence!!!!
DeleteYep. My blue face works like that little blue pill where bh is concerned, only I'm a lot cheaper!
DeleteAre you THAT high maintenance ?
ReplyDeleteJP
I told the aesthetician I only needed one facial.
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