Most Mondays one would not want to be around me. Especially if the weekend flies by, which is most weekends. It seems I do have some things in common with two famous Joan's
When I find out a whole department is a mess from no one maintaining standards....
And then I have to hear the excuses from department managers why it's a mess...
Then I hear the lame excuses.....
Then I'll get a big song and dance from the building engineers on how complicated one of me ideas will be to install. Code word for they are lazy and don't want to do it.
Then there will come some foolish request for some nonsense that make no sense.
The rest of the day will only get worst.
I've even been know to let my boss have a good rib, when you can get a word in....
But then the sigh of relief hits and it's time to go home.....
Is it any wonder I hate Mondays?
Now y'all know why they call me Cruella De Vil at work
I hope this Monday will be easier for you. Great big, solid, warm hugs!
ReplyDeleteI think I want to hide from you til ... Tuesday?? No, Friday.
ReplyDeleterun!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou're Joansing.
ReplyDeleteHa! You do what you have to do to get things done! Some people need a good smacking to get them moving in the right direction!
ReplyDeleteOh, good. I thought you were going to mention something about wire hangers there for a moment. I'm not a fan of Mondays, but at least this one I don't have to work.
ReplyDeleteAs for my savings account, I'll have an update later today on how Monday treated that.
Monday sure bites the big one!
ReplyDeleteWhen you used to come in, do you think we said grid your loins for our health??????
ReplyDeleteLead pipe? I always thought it was a 2" x 4"
ReplyDeleteMore like 7"x 4".
DeleteWhen is it safe for me to come out from hiding?
ReplyDeleteWhen you hear the screaming over
Delete"Most Mondays one would not want to be around me. Especially if the weekend flies by, which is most weekends." - FUCK MONDAYS!
ReplyDeleteAfter the Monday I had today, I wish that I had six Maddies, I would shake them like a bees nest to make them really angry and then turn them all loose on people!
ReplyDeleteI would have too. I'm not to be trifeled with on mondays!
DeleteNobody, but nobody, rocks shoulder pads like Joan Crawford!
ReplyDeleteBoy, if that last one is not you I don't know what is.
ReplyDeleteGood news! - It's Tuesday now!
ReplyDeleteSx
All downhill from here ......
DeleteYou drink Gin, you date younger men, your colleagues call you Cruella. Mom is that you???
ReplyDeleteJP
I told you I think my your long lost brother.
DeleteI am usually the eager to take on another week and make things happen kind of person, then there was this MONDAY. How many idiots can cross my path in one day? One person who hasn't done his job, another who is wasting time trying to redo what was done 5 months ago.
ReplyDeleteYou should have said..."Details of you incompetence is of no interest to me."
DeleteMy Monday went well once I cleared up that little insurance problem I had from them not reading their paperwork.
ReplyDeleteI was expecting a package to be delivered from Amazon by eight p.m. I got a message that it would be delivered between May 1 and 2. I went to bed. Since it is too late to make a long story short, I'll continue. I woke up this morning to track the package. Turns out it was delivered at 10:00 last night and left in a "secure" location. That location is so secure that I cant find the thing and there is no number to call! I must've looked ridiculous (more than usual) running around the front yard in my robe and bunny slippers. It is only a 20 dollar gag gift for my balder half. An old people texting mug and hearing cone, but still it is mine and I deserve to have it delivered where I can find it, damn it! Here's hoping it was delivered to a kind, honest neighbor's house by accident.
Thanks for letting me vent. it just felt appropriate to do it on a Mean Monday post :)
10 at night!?!?! That's is ridiculous. Had they left it in the correct box of yours, you probably wouldn't have had a issue. That's the problem with these delivery men. They don't know how to handle a package.
DeleteEaring cone?!?!? Is that like a ear horn!? I was going to razz you for using a tool from back in BC, THEN realized in my latest post I used the term squired me. Who the hell uses the word squire anymore. I truly am a old soul.
I'm not going to touch that box and package remark with a ten foot pole!
DeleteThe package arrived this afternoon at two. The secure delivery place must've been at the delivery person's car or something. Probably a rookie. Anyway the hearing cone looks like a small oldtimey megaphone with pithy sayings on it. the cup is cute too. Balder half was diagnosed with a small hearing problem in his left ear. He's been really working it too! Now loss of hearing is his excuse for ignoring me. Actually, I honestly don't talk as much as it seems when I write, for the most part. When I'm manic tho, (like today) watch out!
Your comments always make my day Deedles!
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