WHO'S UP FOR SHOTS?

Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend.

I just can not seem to get regular posting going here, and still getting caught up with blog reading. It was another week of not getting caught up as the Lad went back home after glamping....then Daddy Warbucks showed up for one of his infamous last minute visits...for the week!!!! So, you can imagine I was at the Raven for most of the week with him. My newest autobiography also released as seen above. And what a steal at 35 cents!!!! 

So who's up for a good shot?

I've been meaning to share this gem all week. I mentioned last weekend I was at the Woods Campground for some events at their very festive Christmas In July Weekend. You can see the post here. One of the highlights was a themed shot tour. Different sites hosted flavored shots. Once all shot takers were present and had shot in hand, we would sing one carol verse then take the shot and move to the next site. I recall maybe like 15 or 16 sites in total. That's a lot of shots right after one another. And after having cold Land Sharks all day. Well toward the end of the tour, one site had Andrew Christian underwear videos playing on a big screen while the shots were passed out. Some of these bitches really get creative. But none the less the delight on the faces.....

How cool is that!!!!!!!!!! It was a creamy vanilla vodka shot in a penis! It was just like another Saturday night. Except I was taking it in front of 200 other people! When we got the shot the syringe was out like this....

One was to turn the syringe and then push inwards and slurp that tasty cream. Well, mind you, after so many shots, I was a bit confused. A cute guy next to me explained I had to twist then push...but I pushed so hard, the damn shot came out, going all over him on the chest and shoulder and some poor bears beard in front of him!!!!! It was definitely a crowd pleaser and got a roar of laughter. And I was able to still get the last of the remnants to my lips from the shot. And you can imagine the joking then went on at this site and the rest of the night. I even had a few requests for private shows for god's sake. And so realistic the shot is...

veins and all....

Stand back...she's gonna blow!!!!

Now I have to figure out is how they refill. Something is seriously wrong with us. But GOOD TIMES!

And on a side note the 12 Days of Christmas Drag Show and the Caroling Shot Tour, was for a charity to raise money, and a toy drive for kids in the city with very little. The show brought in over two hundred toys and a little over $6,000 in donations and tips. Not bad for a bunch of broads.