The Mistress has had just about enough of all the buffoonery with the First family, Speaker of the House, that whore Conway and the rest of the Admin, and all politicians on both sides plus these idiot journalists. I am prepared to release my minions as we speak to descend upon DC and take them all out.
Release them honey.... release them all....lets start with a whole clean slate.
ReplyDeleteI always knew you could be a evil bitch.
ReplyDeleteYes, this is a good time to release the minions.
ReplyDeleteDoooooooo it!!!!
ReplyDeleteHaving an asshole in the White House is like a stress test, Mistress. If you can get through it without a disaster you know the nation is strong. Your minions should check into his hotels and scare away the other guests.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to send some of those special poppies along too.
ReplyDeleteRelease them! Release them, please!!!
ReplyDeleteOH HELL YASSSSSSS! I too am sick to death of all these fuckwads, and no amount of gin can wash it away. FLY MONKEYS FLY!
ReplyDeleteWould that is was so easy. Though the idea of a Flying Monkey carrying off that Can U Not Talk Kellyanne Hagway would be fabulous!
ReplyDeleteDo it, Mistress, DO IT!
ReplyDeleteWe. We cannot stay silent. We must release and keep our monkey flying until we restore normal craziness to Washington.
ReplyDelete:-) "normal craziness" :-)
ReplyDeleteMy circle of friends keeps saying we need to buy an island - call it FYI (Fuck You Island). We'd have damn few laws...#1 would be "love and care for one another." Drink on the beach, smoke weed on the beach, be naked on the beach, have sex on the beach....
ReplyDeletePlease release those minions....been waiting for it too long....and need it more every day!
ReplyDeleteLOL.LOL.LOL.LOL
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