Whilst the Mistress had a long week at work and is bushed from all the drag drama of drag history month, I'll be out and about on the town with friends. In the meantime my lovely, fabulous, Official Astrologer, Ming Crystals is back for the Orient for the weekend to entertain you..........
I never make any decisions without her guidance and wisdom..... so let my houseboys get you your favorite libation, and my Mandarin beauty answer life's mysteries or questions for you. Go ahead, ask away, before she hits the sake to hard........
COOL Ming is back! Ming, I do believe I have a sexual addiction and trying to control it. Will I ever stay on track and control the urges?
ReplyDeleteno. Ming see many California kings and many falls off this wagon.
DeleteBoy......she's good!
DeleteWell it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to answer this one.
DeleteIm feeling blue , but sort of naughty today and don't know which way to go. Any advice?
ReplyDeleteMing say, don't feel blue,You have unusual equipment for success, use it properly
DeleteMing darling, am I wearing the right concealer, I think my pores look huge?
ReplyDeleteno. Ming thought she was seeing pores on the moon.
Deleteyou are a astounding beauty, what is your secret?
DeleteMing I sometimes feel inadequate with my male junk being small, and feel my boy friend is never pleased. Should I be worried?
ReplyDeleteno. Ming say if you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito .
DeleteWhat could I possibly ask of her? Your beauty alone says everything. FIERCE!
ReplyDeleteMing see you have ultimate good taste.
DeleteI used to love going out, but now as a older queen, I just think going out, the youngins will just poke fun. Should I venture out again and see what's new on the scene?
ReplyDeleteMing says get out and live, life has much offering and surprises. Beside, SWAT team may show up and mistake you for hostage situation.
DeleteI can see why the Mistress has you around your stunning!!!! Im bored today, what should I do?
ReplyDeletea new pair of shoes will do a world of good!
DeleteWhile you are fabulous, I don't know I believe in astrology or palm readings, what possibly could a palm say? Houseboy, drink please!
ReplyDeleteoh hunky one, palm can say a lot...espaecially when it SMACK! Just ask Rihanna.
DeleteMing my partner will be home soon, after a long hard day at work. Can you give me an idea surprise him with?
ReplyDeleteMing say a tub and a rub will change his day.
DeleteI have a co-worker who drives me nuts with smart gay cracks, and warrants her opinion all the time, and want to tell her about it. Should I say something to her?
ReplyDeleteA closed mouth gathers no feet .
DeleteAre you into too much sake?
DeleteSo I'm married, but do like men too. A friend of mine said he would let me experiment with anal sex but I worry. Is that going to hurt.?
ReplyDeleteMing say every exit is a entrance to new experiences.
DeleteShe's not the only one who's back. Guess who had to create a Google account for their Android phone today?
ReplyDeleteMing can feel pain. She understand Google can be evil and pain in back side.
DeleteAny advice before I head out?
ReplyDeleteDon't look now, but fly is down.
DeleteMing, will I ever drip in diamonds and crystals like your self?
ReplyDeleteYou will drip in things but not crystals dear.
DeleteOh Ming you are so stunning and take my breath away! Now, I have always been happy all my life, will I continue to be happy as ever?
ReplyDeleteLife you be happy for you dear. Until the end, when you wet yourself a lot.
DeleteI am going on a date this week with a guy I've been wanting a date with, how far should I go on the first date? Thanks the Mistress for this !
ReplyDeleteMing say enjoy yourself and don't take aboard more than you can swallow
DeleteHow about some sage advice Ming?
ReplyDeleteNever tease a armed midget with a high five
DeleteMing, you are just too fabulous and sexy! I bet you could use a drink.
ReplyDeleteWhy I couldn't Mistress might be cross...oh, you twist arm, How about a Tokyo Surprise.
DeleteWhat two thing can you tell me about myself?
ReplyDeleteMing sees you enjoy forward thrusts and the future.
DeleteHow do you feel about marriage Ming? Is it a good thing to marry ,will it be fun?
ReplyDeleteOh Ming fond of marriage. Give you the right to annoy the same person over and over again.
DeleteI'd like to know when the Mistress will give me a raise.
ReplyDeleteMing sees Mistress as given you may good "rises" on my occasion.
DeleteI really need to relax and enjoy life more Any suggestions?
ReplyDeleteLearn how to masturbate… may come in handy!
Deletewaste so much time on line looking at porn. Is that really a bad thing?
ReplyDeleteMan is like spider. Bound to have sticky hand after being on web.
DeleteDo you believe all that glitters is gold ming?
ReplyDeleteScarlett apparently not been to Café Royale.
DeleteI'm going to introduce feathers in the bedroom for a beau, is that too weird? Will I ever be as fabulous as yourself?
ReplyDeleteMing say defeather chicken first, then ok. Only Ming will shine bright like a diamond dear.
DeleteI have another, what do you think of G strings?
ReplyDeleteMing find people who wear G-string, high on crack!
DeleteI often wonder if I should have had my self circumcised . I don't know now if I like it.
ReplyDeleteMing experience is man who have circumcision, lose a bit of foresight
DeleteMing you are too beautiful! My regards to the Mistress. Now WHO will win the Super Bowl today?
ReplyDeleteMing see a pile of feathers behind from those birds. She put crystal stock in mountain city.
DeleteWill I ever find true love again, wise Ming, if so, where should I look ???
ReplyDeleteMing see much love! Have you tried the service station? Much surprise come from the glory hole in stall, where the lotus blossom will bloom into love
DeleteMing must now, I do believe she has had too much sake. Lets give her a huge hand for those ,huh, foretelling's shall we!!!! Now Ming go with the houseboys. TILL next time. I do believe her equilibrium is off from you guys.
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