I tell you, I have the best of friends.
Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan, who's name is DJ, and his beard Chloe are currently in Rio de Janeiro who are acting as my South American corespondents down there and
keeping me up to date on the crazy goings on down in Rio, where he makes a pilgrimage every two years. One day I've got to join him down there as you all know I'm quite fond of the South American mens!!!! In today's email he told me of his sauna visits. Instead of paying the modest fee for the hunky prostitutes who congregate in the saunas that look like a Andrew Christian underwear video, I'm sure he is performing tricks for free and getting paid handsomely with some guys junk! You'd never catch me in there. So somewhere in Rio, there's a sauna full of hunky hot Brazilian men with some of his bronzer smeared on them. And they are lucky if that's all he's done left them with.
To really rub it in, the hag just emailed me some picks from the trip knowing damn well the suffering I'm going through with this weather. And he even has a hunky tour guide to boot yet. DJ even showed him my blog one day. I just hope he didn't pass himself off for me!!!!! And that bitch gets lucky impersonating moi!!!! I had to cover his junk since he was on a nude beach. May he get some sand crabs!
When he doesn't have a cock in each end,(I'm just guessing) I have told him to root out new cultural trends for me and possibly find me a Brazilian
I'd be more than happy to help you nail him with a few snow balls!
ReplyDeleteI'd be more than happy to just nail him!
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think you'd be the hammer?
DeleteNice friend!!!! Don't you just love friends who go to a warm locale in the winter than rub your face in it? Bitches.
ReplyDeleteBEAUTIFUL! My god that's a sight, but did you have to block his junk??? And is he straight??? Single?
ReplyDeleteSurely you jest....straight? Straight? Straight from one cock to the next.
DeleteYour going to corrupt this old woman yet! William and I vacationed there years ago. That's not the Copacabana Beach Hotel is it?
ReplyDeleteDo I look like a Brazilian tour guide Agnes? When I hear from the hateful hag next I'll ask. And I say that only from love for my friend.
Deleteyes miss, it is Copacabana Beach Hotel one of our luxury hotel. It is very beautiful. Which room Mistress are your friends in, I should surprise them?
DeleteI could so use a visit there, like NOW!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the temperature was in Rio today. We had record heat today at the Lair.
ReplyDeleteApparently hot enough to play the hokie pokie and shake it all about naked on a beach!
DeleteHuntress it is beautiful in high 70,yesterday 84.
DeleteA nude beach sounds good about now....and I wouldn't even mind sand in the cracks. bitter? You? Where should I lick first?
ReplyDeleteLet me get some hydrogen peroxide first.......
DeleteI wouldn't mind being the meat between that beach sandwich up there!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll take up migration.
ReplyDeleteYes Mistress it is hot and nice here, you come with your friend and I show you a very nice time. saunas are fun but my place much more!!!!! and your boy friend look very nice naked!
ReplyDeleteThat lucky hag,lol,lol,lol!
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