As you know, I love to cook, and with Thanksgiving right around the corner, I though I'd share with you all my easy steps on how to cook a turkey.
If you drink this recipe you can't go wrong.
I sur do hopes this help
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Around here, being non-drinkers the rest of the year, it's remember to buy the wine. (Medication means I can't and nuclear biz and schedules makes it too much of a bother to keep track of days you can drink.)
ReplyDeleteI have to go dry at my father's house. But not when I get home with a belly full of turkey!
ReplyDeleteOf there is any room left!
Deletesubstitute gin for wine and you have it made, mistress!
ReplyDeleteNot to worry, the aunt is also a gin o holic
DeleteLOL!
ReplyDeletewhy did i expect to find a cooked goose recipe here?
ReplyDeleteSorry tootes, my goose was cooked last night, you missed it.
DeleteSounds like Thanksgiving to me.
ReplyDeleteI think for your recipe of steps sounds better than mine!
ReplyDeleteWine? Are you sure it wasn't gin?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you think I marinate in?
DeleteMany here might not know this, but this is like being at happy hour with you. Judging by your speech, one can always tell what time it is and how many you've had.
ReplyDeleteMust you give all my secrets out.
DeleteI can't say this surprises me in the least bit. Drunk.
ReplyDeleteLol, I imagined that would be like what a cooking lesson was like with you!!!! Do you ever get around to eating
ReplyDeleteLol! Sounds like my mother, who usually ends up burning the damn bird.
ReplyDeleteLol! That is a riot!
ReplyDeleteBut I'll bet when it comes to the other bird your not drinking.
ReplyDeleteObviously you've had Thanksgiving Dinner at Joan Crawford's house. Well, I'm happy to see some traditions are still being honored! Joan would be so... angry. (She always was.) Very, very angry. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
ReplyDeleteMore proof that we are actually related.
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