Yes, the Mistress is ready for my big vacation of the summer. Yes I'll be off for a couple days, a week and a half up to the Cape with time in Provinetown, and some time also spent with friends in the Pocono Mountains. Your probably thinking, like Fluffy and Kailyn, does this bitch work? Well yes I do, but I also need more vacation time....
So.... it's off to Provinetown first...........
I've already told everyone I'm not having any libations this time......
Where they will reply.....
Ah, what the hell......
Then I'll swoon over a dashing guy with salt and pepper hair. He'll ask me out, forgetting I'm with the Lad. I just have to remember....
Then......
Maybe whilst there I even drive a whale watching boat........
So it off for me and the Lad where we'll meet friends in Provincetown. So while away the Casa will be closed as I have given the houseboys their vacation also, and even the no good Anita Moorecock is getting hers too! And if anyone sees Mistress Mj lurking around from the Infomanaic, it's alright she is probably just getting more hooch for her vodka fountain. But the doors are always open so please visit my older posts and visit all the swell blogs in the sidebar! I'm outta here...........
LOL!!!!!! You are crazy!!! Im am laughing so hard! I can wait to see ya again when you get here!!!!! Let the good times roll!
ReplyDeleteWell that should about sum it up with a trip with the Mistress!
ReplyDeleteNow thats funny!!!!!! I'm sorry, but Big Ang cracks my ass up!! She's funny as hell....i know these shows are for the brain-dead, but i do like watching some stuff much less serious than Meet the Press, which I love to watch too. Im sure a good time will be had by all!
ReplyDeleteLOVE BIG ANG!
DeleteIt's like you have a crystal ball, oh wait, I forgot about Ming Crystal. Will she be going too? Have a fabu time Mistress!
ReplyDeleteI swear, William and I only heard the promo for this show in the distance on my TV and thought it was a joke starring Harvey Fierstein! Have a wonderful time on the cape! Im very bitter and jealous.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pill you are! Now I for sure can't wait to meet you! I'll be getting the later half of the week.Am I ready? Im not sure!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou too are to meet? Oh no, that should be like throwing water on a poor bunch of Gremlins!
DeleteI'll be the fly on that wall!
DeleteOh you poor boy. You'll be like a new piece of meat to a cannibal! Your brave.
Deletewell at least you'll be in talented hands.
Deleteyou'll end up a house boy at the Casa, you know that?
DeleteWhale boat??? You, I have the feeling you driving a car is scary enough! Have a Mistressly good time!
ReplyDeletehave fun sweetie
ReplyDeleteNo libations? You're not fooling anyone. Have a fabulous time!
ReplyDeleteYour right, she will fall off the wagon there!
DeleteGirl has got quite a pair of floatin' fun bags, doesn't she?
ReplyDeleteAnd... let's meet soon! The brunt of Summer is almost done. :)
ReplyDeleteHave fun on your time off!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time!!! You and your fun bags!
ReplyDeletedon't worry, his big fun bag will have more fun then him!
DeleteThose fun bags have been known to be used for door stops!
DeleteThey sleep two heads comfortably like a european pillow I hear.
Deletehmmm, I assume they must hang like a beautiful chandalier?
Deletecan we see the fun bags in pretty poses?
DeleteHa! Love it! Have a fabulous time away. And your not leaving ANY houseboys behind?
ReplyDeleteNow I never thought I'd see you and Big Ang in the same post!!!! And if you did drive a whale watch boat, I picture it just like that! Have a wonderful time.
ReplyDeletewho is that crazy crack ho in the pictures and why is she so freaking funny? I love her! I want a friend like her so I can look more normal!
ReplyDeleteI hope your trip is fabu darling and make sure you don't do anything I wouldn't do, which leaves the field pretty damn wide open :P ttfn!
You are so fabulous!! What a good chuckle today! Have a fabulous time!
ReplyDeleteI have definitely always enjoyed your journeys and your anictis! I love when blogs use great photos or gifs to tell the story and b you always do it well! Have a sinful time Mistress!
ReplyDeleteLOL,LOL,LOL,LOL *choking here* "Im gonna try to be Mis Sober Party Queen." choking here, love the then eye roll!
ReplyDeleteSafe travels! And watch that drinking and whaling!
ReplyDeleteSo this is what a Mistress trip looks like!I'm sure you did have a fab time on your trips. I know I would!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're gracing us with absense again? I thought you had gone on a permanent cocktail vacation last time? Hurry back now.
ReplyDeleteIts always a cocktail vacation around here!
DeleteAnd just how exactly how do you plan to make me feel good about you leaving.... yet again!
ReplyDeleteWhat's a vacation? Is that some sort of term for being drunk and anonymously having sex? If so I need one-now!
ReplyDeleteThe cape, and all that tasty seafood. Can I come along too?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy yout time in that sea of men of Provincetown, no puns intented!
ReplyDeleteThis sound like a real good time. My only regret is you didn't take this straight guy with you. I take up very little space.
ReplyDeleteAh, honey, you can come hang with us!!!
DeleteThat is a vacation for sure. Would you have anything less filled with men, sand and great locales.
ReplyDeleteAgain? I confess to being wildly curious about what you actually do for a living???
ReplyDeleteMen is her thing!
DeleteIm guessing a escort?
DeleteWell I can tell you this much, the Mistress is behind the rich and powerful, beside the rich and powerful, and under the rich and powerful!
DeleteNo, A taste tester at the Hendrick's factory.
DeleteI hear there is a reality show in the works called House Boy Hunters!
DeleteOh dear, I am so behind. I better get caught back up with your glamorous comings and goings ! ;) Im sure you'll have a wonderful time, but promise to not drive the whale boat!
ReplyDeleteYou'd be better off just reading Hollywood Wives!
DeleteThe song Lady is a Tramp comes to mind!
DeleteNow in P-Town and the mountains? Would love to come along! Hope you have a very fun time. Now gohave some debachery.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a great vacation by the sounds of it! Great funny blog! Big Ang is nuts!
ReplyDeleteI've been away to find now your gone. You have fun bag too don't you, just lower? Have a wonderful trip to thr cape and the mountains???
ReplyDeleteI hope you are going the have a good time, meanwhile this post and its comments are cracking me up!
ReplyDeleteWhat's left to say! Have a very good time for you and me! Why aren't I there, Im off all summer?
ReplyDeleteI sure a instrument could have been located for you to entertain us with.
Deletenext time you travel you have to come down here , where I show you around the town fil with men! Hvae a good time mistress
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time with your crew! I so jealous I want to go to P-Town too. Cousre I'd settle for the mountains too.
ReplyDeleteSuch a funny post ! Bravo, and make the most of your holiday !
ReplyDeleteLOVE THIS BLOG! This post is cracking me up and lots of fun things here and MEN! I hope yyour returning!
ReplyDeleteLOVE P-Town!!!!!! Hope your having a great time!
ReplyDeleteI was just wondering if you'd returned yet. Guess not!
ReplyDeleterumors are afloat the Mistress may be in traction.
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