I must say it has been quite interesting being the friend and social director of the Mistress. And it isn't always easy, she can be a hand full. In the time I have know the Mistress she has drank at least 3 oil tankers of gin, taken enough Valium to keep the population of China comatose for at least a decade and "romanced" 35 of my friends!
Huh.
She tries to be normal but it hasn't happened. But we love the Mistress of the Casa anyhow.
Inresting. But who wants to be normal?
ReplyDeleteSuffice it to say: The Mistress surely animates -certainly like no other! ...similar to a radiant prism of the swinging chandelier!
ReplyDeleteGod Save The Mistress!!! ;{>
and she has been known to swing from the chandeliers too!
ReplyDeleteOh that's our Mistress. She makes Karen Walker look sober.
ReplyDeleteWas discussing this post with Maddie. We like to think that Karen Walker is our role model. We are impressed that we may have surpassed her.
DeleteNow who else does this post remind me of? Hmm..!
ReplyDeleteYeah. Why be normal?
ReplyDeleteOnly three oil tankers?
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