I must say it has been quite interesting being the friend and social director of the Mistress. And it isn't always easy, she can be a hand full. In the time I have know the Mistress she has drank at least 3 oil tankers of gin, taken enough Valium to keep the population of China comatose for at least a decade and "romanced" 35 of my friends!
She tries to be normal but it hasn't happened. But we love the Mistress of the Casa anyhow.