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Thursday, May 10, 2012
The Sack and Crack
Well greetings everybody!!!! Now last night I was talking to my friend Dj, who is also known here as Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan, who just got back from a whole month in Barcelona. Of course inquiring minds wanted to know how the men were. After hearing some of the stories, he said he was surprised some of the men were as hairy as they were, especially in the private, restricted areas. Well, I just couldn't believe it. The Mistress's few suitors I'm seeing right now are very tidy and trimmed, or aren't plain hairy at all. Now if there is one thing I can't stand, it a woolly mammoth!!! I'm talking hair everywhere!!! I don't mind hairy legs and arms, and a little on the chest, but I'm talking the back, rear and the jewels! Some hair is fine,like the guy in the video at the 44 second mark. Now that is sexy, but I don't care to see something bristly like a sos pad hitting my chin, and I already par take of dental floss for my teeth. So if there is a intrested suitor out there like J, opps,errrr, I meant, Gerald, yes that's it..... here is a nice, informative Mistress PSA for the care of the sack and crack! Welcome back MM #1 Fan, and happy trimming to y'all!!!