Friday, May 11, 2012

Aunt Phyllis


I'd like to say a few things about my aunt Phyllis. First of all, she covers all her furniture in plastic, and she won't let you use the soap or towels in the bathroom, there is just a big ole bar of ivory under the sink. And you have to wipe your hands on your pants. And whenever we go to McDonalds, she always wants to know what the fish is like. And I always have to say, It's square fish Phyllis! OK!

16 comments:

  1. Always carry Wet Wipes with you.

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    1. and they serve many purposes for the Mistress!

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    2. Who are you both kidding. The Mistress always travels with a overnight "hook up" bag, complete with wipes, and sanatizer!

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    3. "...travels with a overnight...bag, complete with wipes, and sanatizer!"

      It appears then that spending time with your Aunt Phyllis trained you well from an early age to be hygenically responsible and prepared to 'freshen up' in many circumstances.

      Many people have not learned that lesson.

      Mant thanks to your Aunt Phyllis for passing along that 'teaching moment.'

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  2. Yellow is her colour -- gorgeous!

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  3. Everybody needs an Aunt Phyllis.

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  4. What a character ;)

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  5. To this day......I can not go to McDonalds with out thinking of that!

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  6. LOL! It just sums up so much. I mean...It's square fish

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  7. If your going over there with houseboys, is it any wonder she covers everything?

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    1. More like she has been in the gin bath again!

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  9. Now there is nothing wrong with covering furniture with plastic. It is a swell safe gaurd with us older folk. Meanwhile I'm loving that necklace!!!!

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  10. You best have houseboys with your own towels I guess when you go there huh?

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  11. A role model for us all.

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