Sunday, April 29, 2012

Get Your Woody Serviced!


It is such a warm beautiful day today, the Mistress is off to make a house call to a sick friend. So I have decided to have the houseboys open up the Casa for a neigborhood car wash! That's how I roll. You didn't think I am popular here for my baked goods did you? So pull on up and have your old woody washed! It will be entertaining I'm sure! And my dear Cali Boi and Craig, I don't want to hear of multiple drive thru's! My social director Anitia Mooorecock will be on hand to pass round drinks!


So pull on in the gated drive for the fun to begin and get the machine washed, sparklin clean!

 Enjoy!!!!

39 comments:

  1. and this right here, dear Mistress is why im gay...lol!

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  2. That awkward moment when you're a girl, and you want to be a gay man just to be there with them. You are too king Mistress!

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  3. I feel like car didn't actually get clean. But di I care, not really. Thanks beauty Mistress!

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    1. Come around again, Ill tend to you myself Adrino!

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  4. It might be worth a trip to Pennsylvania to get my car washed.
    And my woody serviced!

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    1. We aim to please here BoB!

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    2. Should we meet again next week for another car wash? I'll help next time!

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  5. Gawwwwwwwwwd, I wish I had a car right now! That is very neighborly of you Mistress!

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  6. Anonymous4/29/2012

    Almost died laughing!

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    1. well, come sit by me, and bring one of your famour drunken cakes! We'll watch "their " bounce!

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  7. Anonymous4/29/2012

    My woody is definitely happy you are having the boys wash up today! As for multiple drive thrus, darling sometimes a man simply needs to be really really clean. Really. I promise I tip well :)

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    1. oh alright, I hear you have a nice tip,errrrr I mean you tip nice!

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    2. Thats our Mistress, always lending a "helping " hand to all!

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  8. Mistress, I hear your neighborly talents are legendary in those parts, and I can now see why, besdies your own basket of goods!

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    1. well... I say why not share the wealth.

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  9. Omg. I just had the biggest hardon watching this in a cafe!

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  10. Always something going on there! I love the boys buffing methods Mistress!

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    1. You should see their facial buff techinques.

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    2. I would also like to get a closer look at the wash wands.....

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  11. YES!!! I NEED A CAR WASH!!! And a good BUFF!!!!
    WASH ME!!!

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  12. Im just here for the view! And where is Moorecock, I need it now!!!!

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    1. do you know how many times a day I hear that?

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  13. Does life get ANY better than this! He had me at the window when he ask if I needed to be washed!

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  14. Can I get off the bottle buggy cart now and frolic with the boys, I'm bushed.......

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  15. i don't drive but i'll borrow a car for them to wash

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  16. Wonder Twin powers activite.....in the form of....a car!

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    1. HA,HA,In the form of....a sponge!

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  17. Mistress, you have taught them to buff real nice! And Ms Moorecock is right on top of the drinks! Plus they all handle their hoses beauitfully!

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    1. And we know no one buffs like the Mistress!

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  18. It's like a beautiful train wreck I just can't stop watching it.. and drinking the lovely cocktails Mistress!

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  19. Enough of the tease bitches, now whip off the wet ones!!!

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  20. Do we get to play with there hoses now that their done??? Pretty please!

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  21. "You didn't think I am popular here for my baked goods did you?"

    I have heard that your buns are magnificent.

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    1. well, they are quite a talk about town here...blushing......

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  22. I want to cut the "Andrew" off the "Andrew Christian Carwash" signs and set these boys up near a church.

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    1. HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!! I 'd pay to see the faces!!!!

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