Sunday, February 23, 2014

THE PENIS- THE NEW BUSINESS CARD?

Boy, what a ugly morning, how can you see in all this light???
 
 Last night was a fun night as I had dinner in New Hope with a bunch of the clan. It was the usual suspects. With a few new faces. I took the Professor with me and this was his first time meeting the clan. Everything went well till my one friend, like clock work said,  "Wanna see my cock"?  Yes. Alas,  I have a friend who likes to show people his goods upon meeting them, as if this was how they learned how to shake hands in his house, a business card of sorts.
 
 
 We were all at the Raven after dinner and we were standing there, and he called friends over to huddle around before he asks. "Do you want to see my cock?" Everyone always rushes --  and let's be honest here... he really carries a nice piece but, at this point, a regular member of the clan , I'm tired of seeing it. He's like one of those annoying mothers who insist on posting photos of their adorable newborn baby. To makes matters worst he was interested in another of my friends, not to mention the Professor was caught off guard, although he knows my group can be a hand full.
 
 
But it's not just the pushy flashers of the world that are the problem,  For those of you out there on Grindr or Scruff, or hook up sites know that your goods are just as necessary of visual information as your face. It's sometimes the first thing people ask for. "Hey interested? you got pics" doesn't mean "I would like to see a photo you sitting proper on a armchair nibbling on a cucumber sandwich." It signifies that it's time to unzip and show what you are blessed with. This is likely a picture of your penis taken at the most flattering angle or state.
 
 
Having a picture of your penis on your phone is the closest thing that gay men get to having a membership card in the community. I'm no innocent, I have them too, but only my beaus or objects of flirtation get to see those. To me, a dick isn't a lead. Your penis isn't the first thing I want to know about you, unless I plan a one night stand,  or else I'm only ever going to think about you as the guy with the.. insert adjective here.. dick. You then become secondary to the organ, something I'm only going to be looking at maybe 30% of the time. Do you really want your penis to be the most relevant thing about you? And it amazes me when out, I have observed guys sharing cock pics in big groups. Something new?
 
 
A penis reveal is something you work toward.  A penis reveal is what happens after a long night of playing cat and mouse. A penis reveal is the thing that comes after unbearable tension and negotiation of sexual boundaries, whether that's after a first date, a third date or randomly meeting you while stinking  drunk in a bar. Not that I know anything about that!!!!! But no matter the path that's chosen, a little build-up is important. The cock is the cherry on the dessert, not a half-price appetizer from TGI Fridays!!!
 
Now don't get me wrong, I have no problem looking at cock pics, I love them as much as the next queen, and when were at the beach house, a pool party or camping, it's a matter of time till were all running around naked. But when I'm interested in someone I do like the build up. And isn't it nice to find out something about him instead and figure out who the man attached to the cock is?  Meanwhile my friend phones today and said he wouldn't be calling my friend the flasher back. Although the cock was nice he said, but that pretty much killed his chances. So, has our goods becoming a calling card?

64 comments:

  1. That was brazilliant and spot on!
    I never got the, "Hello, would you like to meet my dick?" mentality.
    Like you said, and this caused me to spit my Cafe con Leche across the desk, "The cock is the cherry on the dessert, not a half-price appetizer from TGI Fridays!!!"
    Loving it!

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  2. You know, you may be right. This happens all the time with me and my group of friends. I have no problem flashing my dick to anyone and love showing it. I have no idea why I started it. Hell, sometimes, I have even pulled it out. I can't think of any of my friends who have swapped pictures.

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    1. yes, my eyes still burn from the morning image around here on your visit!

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    2. I have fond memories of your junk in P-Town. That thing could up root trees.

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    3. Yeah, care to send in a picture???? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  3. If the best thing about you is your junk you have lots of issues. I'm like you, if I'm single I have no problem looking or showing, but if I'm really interested in long term, and the guy shows or text me a picture, that's a red flag.

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  4. Penises are VERY nice. But first come: eyes, smile, personality, sense of humor, intelligence, body, profession, hands.... Penises don't operate in a vacuum. well...........

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  5. Bi/straight men, this applies to them also Mistress. I have no desire to see a penis unless I'm watching a porn.

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    1. That's good to know, that was to be my next question. I actually have a straight friend who texted me a picture once. He wanted a gay guy's though of his junk.

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  6. The other thing I hate on some of the sites is the back shot. A nice backside is a wonderful thing, but I don't want the amateur proctologist shot either. LOL

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  7. Yes,if interested, I do like the anticipation and curiosity that comes with the tease, before you get the treat. That's why those high end chocolates are wrapped in fancy packages!

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    1. And in some cases better than a Mr Good Bar!!!!

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  8. I get this. It's like, "Yeah, that's your penis, so what?" I'm still single, I love cock, but I want a man with some personality, not just a penis. So if you send me a picture of it back it up with something That was a wrong choice of words,lol.

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  9. As the senior states woman around here, truly, the penis is the most over rated body part, along with the breasts. Over all these years, it goes up and down. I've seen it many times in over it. Not literally dear.

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    1. Agnes, nice to know, but are you sure your using the penis the right way? And a Fabulous states woman you are!

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  10. I've known a couple of guys who were always a bit free with the willy, so to speak, and one of them was straight. They always seemed so proud of their members. I too have been well blessed so why not show it off. Sounds like I missed a good night!!!!

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    1. YES EVERYBODY, THIS FROM MM#1 who sent in a nude beach pic, which I just did a whole Rio post on!!!!! You were aware I hope of this dear?

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    2. Yes, I saw, pay backs are hell I guess. Love that there was a blurred face their. And that you included P's picture here today!

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    3. not like there wasn't a face there all week anyhow!

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  11. I used to do fitness modeling so I have no problem showing my cock for pictures. One photographer saw me changing once, and asked why I'm covering "that thing" up. So that started more artistic shots for me. If someone wants to show pics, show away.

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  12. Another assumption its a gay thing. Those kind of "selfless" are a guy thing, gay or straight. Trust I have friends of both I have seen penis of!!!!

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    1. I think your right. When on vacation with friends most of who are straight, have no qualm walking around naked after showering or getting up in the morning.....strutting like proud peacocks.

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    2. True that! A straight musician in the orchestra will show his junk to just about everyone,I swear, it's like a passage of rights or something.

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  13. I can see it's going to be about cock here today. Anyone else care for a Bratwursts?

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  14. Now I was wondering y'all, Calliope has me wondering. Do you think guys do this to get re assurance if they have beautiful and accepted man bits? Also nice to see that from the comments it's men in general....us pigs!

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  15. OMG. Thanks for humiliating me today!!!!!!!!! At least you cropped my head off!!!! But the smiley face over my junk? Really??? I am proud of my junk.

    LOVE YOU!

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  16. as the str8 girl here, I second pearly gates. I notice a man's eyes, his smile, his intelligence first. if a str8 guy wants me to see his junk right away, then I run in the opposite direction. every relationship should have a little mystery about it. let me get to know the man first before I meet your "third leg".

    that being said, mistress, if any of your friends wanted to play "show and tell" with me, I would have no problem with that! :)

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    1. Agreed. But if you go to any gay tumblr or site you will see many "members" of the clan!!!!!!!!

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  17. Your true, slice-of-life story practically places the reader in the salami section of the delicatessen. Very funny topic but true.

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    1. NOW SERVING #23 your Polish Sausage is ready!

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  18. Personally, I'm tired of seeing tongues. Especially coffee stained tongues. When did getting a picture taken with a tongue extended well over ones chin become the norm? I prefer the look of a penis any day. Call me old fashion.

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  19. I've never once had a friend offer to show me a picture of their penis. Once upon a time, before this era of living through the mobile device, if you were gay and wanted to see a penis, you went for a walk, met a guy and went home and had sex. Curiosity satisfied, libido soothed

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  20. ............................................cock as calling card?
    is there space on the back to write an appointment?

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    1. Not only write an appointment, but hours of operation.

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  21. I dislike photographs of a penis. I prefer doing charcoal or pastel rubbings instead. My partner and I never even use our penis anymore for their purpose. Maybe a towel rack these days.

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  22. I have ABSOLUTELY no problems sending or showing coxk pics. Sometimes its to show off, or hook up or to just shock the hell out of someone for giggles. Bit I do believe there is a time and place for it. Meanwhile if embarrassed friend would like to send me pics, i like what I see!!!!!!!!

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    1. This post is two comments away from turning into Grindr!!!!!

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  23. If someone greets me with "Wanna see my cock?", that will kill any chance of us doing anything. The build up to that is what makes it worthwhile.

    On the other hand, if all I wanted to do was use them and then kick them out when I'm done with them... ;-)

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  24. its great if your not into body shaming and are comfortable if not blindingly mind-numbingly confident, but if your using your boobs, rear-end or penis as a 'get to know me' flyer its going to be a quick conversation with me. If Im interested I'll see your cock soon enough.

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  25. Here I thought this was an post about Anthony Weiner.

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  26. I would say if the cock shot is the first thing to be exhibited or asked for, then the person you are dealing with has no more value for them self or you ...at that moment. If the topic of conversation is what you are going to do with that member, then yeah send me a pic.

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  27. You don't want to see my dick? But...but...but... I just bought a zoom lens!

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  29. Love all the picture to back up the point!Agreed. It shouldn't be the first pic you show, unless it's a quick screw. You want to build up to it a bit... for the big reveal. Hopefully. That said I should really change my profile picture first..........

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  30. Actually, the first person I thought about when I read the headlines was John Barrowman. He has a habit of whipping it out during interviews. lol

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    1. Now that's a interview I could get into!!!!!!

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  31. If you don't want to receive penis pics, then you probably wouldn't want to be on Grindr or the site like it. While the app can be great for meeting new people around you and even making new acquaintances, many people do use the app to "hook up" and sharing these kinds of photos is part of it. Lets be honest- these as dating sites is crap. It's basically the modern day bath house.

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  32. GOOD LORD! Being a premier fag hag, my gay boys all send and exchange pics. I don't understand it, but I'm not complaining when they show me them! It's like dogs sniffing each other or something.

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  33. Having seen from 500-1,000 penises in my lifetime, they really do all look pretty much the same. Although I never tire of them

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  34. Oh my, I do so love cucumber sandwiches. With peanut butter. Of course, daahrling. Believe me, it's faaaaabulous. Spread some peanut butter on two slices of bread and put two layers of thin slices of cucumber et voilà! Your taste buds will be in for the greatest orgasm in the world...

    But I forgot what this post was all about...

    Oh yes, cocks! (what else?)

    Well, sweetie dahrling, I always say that I love my man the way I love pizza which is ALL DRESSED! Oh, I have nothing against men and boys sharing pictures of their genitals if they wish to do so.

    See, for me, I find nothing more beautiful and sexually arousing than the face of a man and most especially his eyes. I don't care about the size of his muscles or his butt, and his cock is the last thing on my mind... which is perhaps why I'm haven't got any... in a long time........

    Okay, I think I'll get myself a dink before I have a breakdown. Now darling, would you be so kind and point me to the location of the vodka fountain. I'm still not use to the whereabouts in your gorgeous casa.

    Hugs
    Jon

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    1. Oh, my dearest Jon, had I known you were coming I'd fixed you a plate of Peanut Butter sandwiches and had the boys fix you a libation!!!!! Alas no vodka fountain, MJ has that patented. What a find a major turn is a guy in jeans and a white shirt, have no idea why, but it's sexy as hell! Now pick a houseboy and head to the west wing dear!

      XOXO

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  35. My me of my!!!! Such chaos over cock! Half the time I tell my boyfriend to put it away!!!!

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  36. My god, all this chatter over seeing cock? What's the issue?

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  37. Well if you prefer to show me your cock over giving me your business card, I have no problems with that?

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  39. Why don't you send me a cock pic, and I'll tell you if its a nice business card.

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  40. That's was a good read. I have two friends, we're all straight or bi, and have always text dick pics as a gag shock, no pun intended. Now...how does one get one of your calling cards?

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