Monday, September 17, 2012

A Happy Rosh Hashanah......

........to all my lovely Jewish friends and loyal readers. I hope you all will have a wonderful New Year. Whilst the Mistress is otherwise indisposed at the moment in the guest house, I welcome you all into the Casa du Borghese, where my house boy will pour you a glass of the sweet stuff, a glass of Manischewitz wine..........



I also want to wish the ex -boy toy of 11 years a special Rosh hashanah also. He is living life down in the city, with his dress pants and suspenders. About right now, I'm guessing, he is having some Challah, some Gefilte Fish, and Fried Israeli Eggplant Salad.He, if I know him, he is finishing the night with a glass of Manischewitz.
Except he won't being drinking for sacramental purposes. He's just a damn drunk! A fact, use it as you wish.


 Happy Rosh Hashanah

18 comments:

  1. The ex boy toy!!!!!! Abalst from the past! Was he Jewish?

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  2. A Rosh Hashanah party? This will be ugly if we get drunk on Manischewitz!

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  3. Manischewitz. My teeth hurt just thinking about it. But thanks anyway tootes!

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  4. My family isn't Jewish, but we always drank Manischewitz. When grandmother always took a sip, it looked like someone hit her in the face with a hedgehog.And we hear of the Boy Toy again. Is he jewish?

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    1. "slapped with a hedgehog," i must remember that.

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    2. I understand the boy toy had that same look most of those 11 years.

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  5. HA! Drinking for sacramental purposes! I also get asked in the sheets if Im Jewish, I have no idea why. There are no drapes.

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  6. Happy Rosh Hashanah to all! Will there any any Shofar blowing?

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    1. well the mistress blows. but it won't be a shofar!

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    2. Shofar, so good.

      I just had to say it again.

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  7. We've heard hide nor hair, we assumed he became a monk.

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  8. I got drunk and sick once on an entire bottle of Manischewitz. It's an ugly story, don't ask.

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    1. Here at the Casa you can't bring it up without finishing it!

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  9. Happy Rosh Hashanah to all! After the split we assumed you had him sent and locked to the abandoned wings of the Casa?

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  10. My SIL is Jewish so I'll have a drink!

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  11. Ooooo. Did you forget about the joint custody agreement when y'all broke up? That's right folks. Maddie and the Boy Toy have shared custody of me.

    Oh and Maddie next year say, "L'Shanah Tovah." It's the usual thing to say for Rosh Hashanah. And pissed off that I let it sneak up on me. So need some kugel from Poulet. Maybe if I'm lucky, they'll have some leftovers tomorrow.

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