I'm sure you have heard of Elf of the Shelf right? You know, the creepy little Christmas bastard, that thinks he's cute and sits smugly on a shelf? Well, I have never liked him, and quite frankly, I never trusted him a day in my life. I just knew there was something about him, so I sent the houseboys on the case for proof he's a dirty little twisted elf, and I was right!!!!!
Substance abuse.......
home wrecker.... slept with Ken right in front of Barbie.He's bi-sexual......
Ok, gay. Who the hell is that pickle kisser kidding....
twisted, evil sense of humor....
and apparently took out one or two......
So if you own one of these "cute" elf shitters, err shelf sitters, don't say the Mistress didn't warn you. Look at that face! I don't trust it's smug look one bit.
