IT BURNS

 If the Mistress ever met the Dump in person.

Jokes aside, I do in fact pray every night for his demise...and the actress Isabella Rossellini is just delicious in this series. She is after all a Patron Saint here at the Casa du Borghese.

TODAYS ADVICE....

...I've long said....

Yes, I'm late half the time. And when I get the comment made, I simply give the up and down look over, and say Better late then ugly. 

Now that is SHADE.