LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Happy VD, was hoping you'd come back to us today. Be careful of the sharp edges on that box.
Well, may all your Valentines dreams come true!
I love a soft creamy centre. Jx
In the shape of a pearl necklace too I assume.
A Dick in a Box?A Hot Guy with a Heart On?How DID you know????
Happy Valentine's Day! That's quite the candy treat.
Is it cream-filled?
Keep it up and I'm sure your to find out Mitchell.
I personally prefer dark chocolate, but I appreciate the thought. Less fattening my lack of ass! One of those (the dark chocolate kind) started me on the way to gaining weight by causing me to give birth to a ten pound baby! I've been rolling down hill ever since. I'm now sticking with chocolate covered cherries, with the clear liquid centers.
Hell, I aint picky...white , milk, Brazilian or dark chocolate....it's all delicious to me! What about chocolate covered nuts?
I love most nuts chocolate covered or not. Hazelnuts and Macadamia are the exceptions. Balder Half nuts are the best! TMI?
I love all nuts.
And they adore you too!
Well all the cream filled jokes have been used so... I was expecting chocolates but received a sucker instead! Best I could do this morning. Hope you have a naughty naughty day!!!
We're talking about the mistress!
Steven...had I known you wanted a sucker.....
@Jacoby, yes you're right.. what was I thinking!!! Maddie thinks of words like "little tramp" as a compliment... lucky for us! ;D
Ill comment as soon as being poked in the eye recovers.Happy Valentine's Day. Does this mean your back??????
My gawd - when I saw that, all of my chocolates melted. Have a fantastic Valentine's Day!
dick in the box for VD! what a thoughtful present! but it needs a chocolate coating... SMOOCHES FOR VD!
Can i have three boxes?Happy Valentine's Day handsome.
Now THATS the heart shape box of candy i want!!!!!!Happy Valentine's Mistress.
I have just the place for that.
You know, I could eat that in one sitting.
One quick swop!
Mistress...I about as red as that box of candy right now. I didn't even know they came that big!Hope your having a good Valentine's day.
Biochemically, love is just like eating LARGE amounts of chocolate.Happy V-Day Maddie
Nothing is more romantic than a box of chocolate.
In this case a gift that keeps giving!
My...not the Whitman's Sampler I remember!!!!!Happy Heart Day XO and one for Jesus-Miss R
I hope you had a great Valentine’s Day and got your hearts desire.
Happy VDay, Maddie!And where can I get a box of chocolates like that one? XoXo
And to think...I was going to start a diet.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate like that one!!!!I could totally see you doing that too!!!!Next year maybe?
you should see his pizza box trip then.
I always get what I want, and right now, I want that heart shaped box!I sure hope you had a sweet day...and I hope this means your back?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Just so you know, after I finish sucking, I mean eating that candy, I’m going to ride it.
What you see before me, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of candy.
I bet it's bursting with flavor.
Especially after a few licks...
Happy Valentine's Day, and dammit. I could have had one of those half price at the market today if they weren't sold out.
I hear they sold out fast!
MISTRESS!!!!!! I think you had enough to eat of the candy this weekend!!!! I think it's time you come back to us!!!! I sure hope all is well.?!
Dear me!I still think I would choose the chocolate
Maddie, sweetie, sugar pie, are you awaiting Spring for you to come fully out of hibernation? Hibernating is so very addictive. Believe me, I know. I've done it all my life. We miss you, but no pressure to put your life on hold. Really. I mean it in all sincerity! I shall return to my corner to blow more spit bubbles. Life is good.
By the time he's back, at this rate, he'll be gone again for summer vacations.Blowing bubbles?!?!?!?!?!
Yep ME, blowing bubbles, my new nickname for Balder Half. It's less of a mouthful.
I swear ill be back soon!!And Duchess Deedles...do we need to not ask what kind of bubbles he's blowing?
Maddie, don't ask and I won't tell (shocker, huh?)! Now where did I leave those mints?
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!