Who needs chocolates?
This is by far less fattening...more filling, but indeed less fattening.
Happy Valentine's Day
❤my dears!❤
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Happy VD, was hoping you'd come back to us today. Be careful of the sharp edges on that box.
ReplyDeleteWell, may all your Valentines dreams come true!
ReplyDeleteI love a soft creamy centre. Jx
ReplyDeleteIn the shape of a pearl necklace too I assume.
DeleteA Dick in a Box?
ReplyDeleteA Hot Guy with a Heart On?
How DID you know????
Happy Valentine's Day! That's quite the candy treat.
ReplyDeleteIs it cream-filled?
ReplyDeleteKeep it up and I'm sure your to find out Mitchell.
DeleteI personally prefer dark chocolate, but I appreciate the thought. Less fattening my lack of ass! One of those (the dark chocolate kind) started me on the way to gaining weight by causing me to give birth to a ten pound baby! I've been rolling down hill ever since. I'm now sticking with chocolate covered cherries, with the clear liquid centers.
ReplyDeleteHell, I aint picky...white , milk, Brazilian or dark chocolate....it's all delicious to me! What about chocolate covered nuts?
DeleteI love most nuts chocolate covered or not. Hazelnuts and Macadamia are the exceptions. Balder Half nuts are the best! TMI?
DeleteI love all nuts.
DeleteAnd they adore you too!
DeleteWell all the cream filled jokes have been used so... I was expecting chocolates but received a sucker instead! Best I could do this morning. Hope you have a naughty naughty day!!!
ReplyDeleteWe're talking about the mistress!
DeleteSteven...had I known you wanted a sucker.....
Delete@Jacoby, yes you're right.. what was I thinking!!! Maddie thinks of words like "little tramp" as a compliment... lucky for us! ;D
DeleteIll comment as soon as being poked in the eye recovers.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day. Does this mean your back??????
My gawd - when I saw that, all of my chocolates melted. Have a fantastic Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeletedick in the box for VD! what a thoughtful present! but it needs a chocolate coating... SMOOCHES FOR VD!
ReplyDeleteCan i have three boxes?
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day handsome.
Now THATS the heart shape box of candy i want!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Mistress.
I have just the place for that.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I could eat that in one sitting.
ReplyDeleteOne quick swop!
DeleteMistress...I about as red as that box of candy right now. I didn't even know they came that big!
ReplyDeleteHope your having a good Valentine's day.
Biochemically, love is just like eating LARGE amounts of chocolate.
ReplyDeleteHappy V-Day Maddie
Nothing is more romantic than a box of chocolate.
ReplyDeleteIn this case a gift that keeps giving!
DeleteMy...not the Whitman's Sampler I remember!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Heart Day
XO and one for Jesus-
Miss R
I hope you had a great Valentine’s Day and got your hearts desire.
ReplyDeleteHappy VDay, Maddie!
ReplyDeleteAnd where can I get a box of chocolates like that one?
XoXo
And to think...I was going to start a diet.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate like that one!!!!
ReplyDeleteI could totally see you doing that too!!!!Next year maybe?
you should see his pizza box trip then.
DeleteI always get what I want, and right now, I want that heart shaped box!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope you had a sweet day...and I hope this means your back?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Just so you know, after I finish sucking, I mean eating that candy, I’m going to ride it.
ReplyDeleteWhat you see before me, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of candy.
ReplyDeleteI bet it's bursting with flavor.
ReplyDeleteEspecially after a few licks...
DeleteHappy Valentine's Day, and dammit. I could have had one of those half price at the market today if they weren't sold out.
ReplyDeleteI hear they sold out fast!
DeleteMISTRESS!!!!!! I think you had enough to eat of the candy this weekend!!!! I think it's time you come back to us!!!! I sure hope all is well.?!
ReplyDeleteDear me!
ReplyDeleteI still think I would choose the chocolate
Maddie, sweetie, sugar pie, are you awaiting Spring for you to come fully out of hibernation? Hibernating is so very addictive. Believe me, I know. I've done it all my life. We miss you, but no pressure to put your life on hold. Really. I mean it in all sincerity! I shall return to my corner to blow more spit bubbles. Life is good.
ReplyDeleteBy the time he's back, at this rate, he'll be gone again for summer vacations.
DeleteBlowing bubbles?!?!?!?!?!
Yep ME, blowing bubbles, my new nickname for Balder Half. It's less of a mouthful.
DeleteI swear ill be back soon!!
DeleteAnd Duchess Deedles...do we need to not ask what kind of bubbles he's blowing?
Maddie, don't ask and I won't tell (shocker, huh?)! Now where did I leave those mints?
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