When I was downtown recently in Philadelphia to see the wonderful Well Strung String Quartet, I wandered down to City Hall to take in the festive feeling and watch the ice skaters, before meeting up with the Engineer. Low and behold.....I came face to face with the Grinch!!!
A very amazing street performer if ever I saw. He stood still for some time, mannequin like, and then would all of a sudden animate and regale lines from the cartoon. We was raking in the tips I tell you. And the kids loved it. Although, I must say, he didn't smell all that bad! I could have sworn he was wearing Aqua di Gio. And the moss green pants looked awfully familiar. I sure hope I didn't hook up with the Grinch once.
My Gawd! At first glance I thought that was a photo of me!
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Rik Mayall (RIP)... Jx
ReplyDeleteYes! He does. Now I'll have to flail madly through the crappy TV channels looking for Bottom!
Deletelook no further.....the mistress is here.
DeleteAt first I thought we were talking about someone orange and salty. Glad to see it's only the Dr. Seuss version.
ReplyDeleteWow! That would have been something to see. :-)
ReplyDeleteOmg!!!! O have seen him on my lunch break! He looks as good as Jim Carey did in the Grinch.
ReplyDeleteso REAL!
ReplyDeleteThe pants look familiar? If you slept with the Grinch, I'm done.
ReplyDeleteHe could hypnotize a rabbit with a stare like that. Maybe that's how he seduced you, Mistress.
ReplyDeleteI think I was slipped a mickey myself.
DeleteHahahahahaha, the Grinch who stole your . . . virginity? virtue? heart? I can't seem to come up with a good ending for this comment. Help me out!
ReplyDeleteboy your funny. you mention the mistress and virgin in the same sentence.
DeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know trump was in town?
ReplyDeleteLOL...does that make you Cindy Lou Who?
ReplyDeleteOh, my... I wonder if the Grinch might be quite willing and unusually accommodating to be done? One can only ask...
ReplyDeleteAll I've missed in being away for a couple days. But, I have played catch-up. So many hugs for this Winter Solstice...which begins our journey to warm weather and fewer clothes (thank goodness). Hugs!
your lucky if the mistress isn't swinging free all year.
DeleteDUCK!!!!!!!!!
DeleteI misread "Well Strung" as "Well Hung."
ReplyDeleteShould I be shocked?
DeleteNow that is fun. Did he try to take your balls when he was done?
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