Whilst the Mistress is out in Delaware with Daddy Warbucks at the Winterthur Estate touring the yuletide, I thought I'd share with you my Christmas Wish List from the Candy Shop I sent directly to the man in the red suit. I have been mostly nice this year, so I see no reason why I can't be treated to all or a few of these items on my list. Do you? All of them will be nice to have around to keep me warm, give plenty of exercise, conversations over gin, and will make any queen gag when I take them out on my arm. Who needs a mick coat. These items are in no particular order.
Willie Gomez- dancer/choreographer
Can one really, really get enough of Willie Gomez? And he has spice of Puerto Rico...that melts in your mouth. Good on a cold winter's night.
Marco Dapper- actor/model
Can anyone beat that smile??? And those eyes? Plenty of mischief here. And have you seen his "huge personality" in Eating Out 2?
David Gandy-model
Suave, handsome, worldly, that famous face...and looks incredible in cashmere. Should cashmere even look that good?
Liam Hemsworth-actor
He's cute, blond, ripped, and from Australia. Need I say more?
Marc Jacobs- fashion designer
My husband in my head for years, and I still haven't given up on him when I go to the New York showroom. We both love drag, drinking and fashion. A match to me. Mistress Borghese Jacobs has a nice ring.
David Beckham- footballer
Hell, I don't know if he even plays anymore, but he has such style and is just drop dead gorgeous in, out and on everything. If I receive him, I may not leave him out. I may go all Misery on him. Mistress Borghese Beckham. That has a nice ring too.
Oliver Jackson Cohen- actor
How am I too resist such a sweet handsome face? Tall, hot, British accent. I have a thing for accents, have you noticed? He seems playful, great fashion sense and is born one day in October before me. Two Scorpios together??? the sheets will burn.
Daniel Craig- actor
The perfect man? Very likely. Clearly, he has a perfect face. Perfect body and butt and just so steamy for me. I like he's a older guy, and he could tie me up and cane my ass if he wanted. And don't get me started when he's in a tux.
Douglas Freidman-photographer
Another older gent who just makes me all weak in the knees. And his relaxed fashion sense, the porn stache, and silver hair drives me nuts. Wouldn't you just want him all over you???
Authur Nory- Olympic gymnast
hot Brazilian gymast. Need I say more?
Jonathan Simkhai-fashion designer
Those eyes. And the whole fashion angle again. Just cute as hell. Plus he designs with lots of shiny things, feathers and plumes...right up my alley.
Theo James-actor
Yet another hot Brit for god's sake!!! But look at the face! Those dark baby doe eyes would make me do just about everything!!!!! The perfect chest of his doesn't hurt either. How much fun would pulling off that trench coat be and keep going.........
You were looking for another reason to post a Willie Gomez pic, weren't you? ;-)
ReplyDeleteMistress, there is no lying...you've got great taste in men. May all your wishes come true.
ReplyDeleteWell by my count you have 12 very HOT choices. Couldn't Santa bring you one each month? Like one of those hunk of the month clubs?
ReplyDeleteOh my Willie Gomez....I hope your stocking is big enough for Santa to stuff him in.
ReplyDeleteLenalee
Dear, I don't think there is a stocking big enough for all that.
DeleteI needed a clean up of drool from just the first three.
ReplyDeleteTheo James and Oliver have always gotten to me. I loved when James showed up on Downton Abbey.
ReplyDeleteYes...Theo make me quiver too.
DeleteDouglas Freidman? WOOF!!!!!!!!!! Have khakis and keds ever looked sexier?
ReplyDeleteAuthur Nory!!!! Gotta love a guy who can put on a performance. What a very warming list. Warmed my cockles.
ReplyDeleteWHY in the hell would liam hemsworth want to hang around with STD-ridden miley cyrus when he COULD hang around with virginal YOU? it defies logic!
ReplyDeleteI'll take oliver jackson cohen; british accents turn me into a puddle of goo.
I don't know if I could keep up with Authur Nory...but I sure would try too......
ReplyDeleteRemind me if ever you come to London to take you - ahem - "sight-seeing". You certainly love your British beef... Jx
ReplyDeleteOh!!!!!!! I love sight seeing! Will there be sported dick?
DeleteI'm certain you will spot a dick at a hundred yards... Jx
Deletewhat is it with you....British , Brazilian..... must be the B or is it the meat?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the Belgians!
DeleteI just bet you'd love one of those designers to take your inseam measurement wouldn't you? All while Douglas photographs it. Yeah...I'm making myself hot now.
ReplyDeleteWe need an extinguisher for this list!!! With all these guys your going to be quite sore for some time.
ReplyDeleteMarco Dapper always seems to blow my cork. Yes, he certainly does have HUGE personality down there.
ReplyDeleteImpossible to choose, but I'll take Oliver....at least for the first night...
ReplyDeleteTwelve of them, you can have them delivered by the hunk of the month club.
ReplyDeleteWell, all I'm saying, is when your done with David Gandy, pass him this way.
ReplyDeleteTheo James for me please.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh Liam and David Beckham.........make me swoon.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great list of hotness Mistress. I would gladly take any seconds when done. Especially Craig!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd what happens when they all show up together?!?! You'll need the fire department.
ReplyDeleteThe shirtless ones first. Gifts don't need to be wrapped.
ReplyDeleteI can see I'll have to take a few off your hands. How will they all possibly fit under your tree?
ReplyDeleteWith guys like these, you'll be lucky to go soft once all year. I'll definitely agree on Marco and his huge dick. That thing is a weapon!!!!
ReplyDeleteI want, want them, want them all.
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