As one of our Patron Saints here, Joan Crawford and I agree greatly with holiday entertaining style, especially the last tip. Take it from me, it works, and you'll even have the boys eating out of your hands!!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
:-) But NO vodka - folks NEED to know if they are being given alcohol. Other than that celebrate away!
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substitute GIN for vodka and I'mma THERE, dude!
ReplyDeleteShe's so right about inviting all age groups. A wise woman indeed.
ReplyDeleteYour guest are always in a good mood once they see your denim outline hor dourves!!!!
ReplyDeleteFrom what I heard, Crawford always had a little more than a "splash" of vodka. She guzzled it by the gallon....
ReplyDeleteThen yet another thing we have in common.
DeleteThe right mix of people, and the right mix of goodies, makes for fun time, every time.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have enough wire coat hangers, if you catch my drift.
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Vodka makes everything better!
ReplyDeletejoan's daily douche was 100 proof.
ReplyDeleteThe bearded painter is the one who always gets you into trouble isn't it?
ReplyDeleteThat's the problem dear. You take all the different men and toss them altogether....in bed. No wonder you so tired all the time.
ReplyDeleteI'd just as soon go to Bette Davis' party.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha, "add a splash of vodka to everything!"
ReplyDeleteThat's two things you have down. Wonderful holiday entertaining and well manicured eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteYou damn well know that the politician will let the hairdresser blow him in some closet.
ReplyDeleteSo, ask the hippies to wash their feet, Joan. They would have been much better company than most of those self-important corporate execs and politicians. (And the Midnight Magpie is SO right!)
ReplyDeleteI can ONLY imagine your party mixture Mistress.
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