HAPPY HALLOWS EVE

 

Happy Hallow's Eve to you all!!!! 

 

 

 

Did some say mirth and gaiety? I do hope you all have a wonderful but haunting evening and may you be visited by several spirits to entertain!!!! As for me, I have a friend coming over tonight for a horror movie marathon, spiced cider and a hearty selection of cheeses and other earthly delights. We may even walk the cemetery.....who knows. We hope to see you all back here soon. Hopefully.

BOOOOOOOO*!*

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

A HALLOWEEN VISIT TO THE NEIGHBORS

Let's meet my very old , dear neighbors this Halloween shall we?

 

They're very quite, hardly ever hear a peep from them, they keep to themselves, and never ask to borrow sugar or gin.... but they really could take better care of the yard work........

 

 

 

 

yes......your correct, the Mistress lives next to a very old, now vacated church and it's very old cemetery. Shame how no one tends to it. Just this week though, I hear it may be converted to a fine restaurant and bar.The church that is, not the cemetery!!! The church closed my first year moved here from causes of a very small congregation. I don't think I ever mentioned I lived next to one. I often will walk through to get to the regional rail station into Philly since it's literally 5 minutes away instead of driving in. I've had many conversations with them, and have even had a few cocktails with them, but they never seems to par take. I don't think it ever crossed my mind living next to it. It did bother the Lad at first though.

 

Interesting... the one above. You very seldom see the time broken down by years, months and days on a tombstone these days.

 

 

 

 

1972 was the date of the last burial that I noticed. Some stones were so old the family name and dates were almost erased it seemed. But I did see one where the person died in 1794. Like I said, their a quite bunch, except for the occasional glowing lights and some random floating "cloud like" shapes

 

I jest of course, or am I???

 

Have a good Sunday!See you all on Monday! I told Jon, maybe tomorrow night I'll go next door and spread some Halloween cheer!

*and no, I have never had sport nookie in the cemetery.

A CASA DU BORGHESE PSA

Just a Casa du Borghese public service announcement to make sure to get out and vote and register if your not. The one thing my ex taught me was politics. While it is important to vote for President, its more important to vote for your state and local seats even more since they directly effect your life. Here with a cute ditty is the Ever Fabulous and one of our Patron Saints.....Lady Kier............

A TYPICAL SCORPIO?

Why yes dears ones, today was the day the Mistress was lifted from my mother, and a baby Scorpio was placed in her arms. Is what they say about Scorpio true? Well, I do know, when people, guys in particular, find out I'm a Scorpio, they either run, or they give the mischievous eye brow lift!!!! Its written that Scorpio are strong willed, mysterious,flirtatious, highly sexual, effortlessly grab the spot light and have a magnetic charm that can't be ignored. Hmmmmmm.......

 

Some positives- balanced, faithful,loyal,ambitious,highly intuitive and brave.

 

Some negatives - jealously,secretive,manipulative and can be vindictive. Scorpios also have a knack of getting things done their way.

 

The Scorpio male is probably the most mysterious of the zodiac, and are famous for their penatrating gaze that makes almost anyone feel naked. They are also considered the most passionate and highly sexual of the zodiac, and is one of the most adventurous lovers you can find. Scorpio is also passionate in everything they do. They tend to be tough as nails on the outside, but soft on the inside. Scorpios usually have a sarcastic and caustic sense of humor, don't easily fall in love , love beautiful surroundings and plenty of culture. Its also said they will be loyal forever once proven, are highly disciplined and follow a neat orderliness to life and home.

 

Throw in a love for gin.......and I'd say this sum me up quite perfect!!!!

 

Now excuse me as I take a sip of some bubbly!!!! Birthday festivities planned all week by the clan. I also understand the houseboys have a floor show planned.

Be back soon!

BLACK SLEEK MYSTERIOUS

MONDAY ALREADY?!?!?

 

I swear where does the time go?!? Hope everyone had a glorious weekend! Mine was very relaxing and enjoyable. Although a bit windy, I had to use some extra Aqua Net for the coiffure! With Halloween around the corner it conjured thoughts of black cats.

soooooo mysterious.......

 

Black cats pose an enigma to people who have never been around or close to them, some actually fear black cats, which most likely stem from folklore from the middle ages and were thought to be witches' familiars. For new readers, yours truly had a cat once. A all black cat with the most jade of green eyes. Starrbooty was quite something and took after her Mistress. We were famous for our Saturday afternoon lounges in the boudoir on weekends. She came to me from Neiman Marcus of all places!!!!! Someone had apparently dumped her and she managed to get into Neimans, where she had been spotted but would disappear for weeks. Finally she was caught and taken to the local ASPCA, by my friend. I had said if she wasn't claimed I'd take her. I mean, hey, the cat had great taste in hide outs what can I say!!! She finally lived at the Casa till her death, where I think of her every Halloween. But it's interesting to read some folklore on them....

-A popular belief is that black cats are unlucky, but in other countries they are considered good luck.

-The Bombay cat, a sleek black cat was bread as an easily adaptable pet, who could play fetch, guard your houses, and venture out on a leash with you.

-Some cats were believed to be witches themselves.

--Since cats are usually nocturnal and roam at night, they were believed to be evil, and supernatural servants of witches.
 

Regardless of the superstition, black cats have their own large loyal following, who love to be surrounded by their sleek black vessels of love. If you want to read more on my little Starrbooty, just click the tag below.

 

HAPPY MONDAY

WHY I HAVE HOUSE STAFF

Well, this should certainly clear up why I have houseboys for the house chores around here. And why I had my iron taken from me.

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED

So far, I have learned many things at my age besides looking great when stepping outside my door, and using crisp, ice cold cubes in my gin, and never, ever act your age! Here are some things I've learned thus far....

 

People who live in glass houses should have sex in the basement.

 

-Never read the fine print darlings.....there is no way your gonna like it.

 

-The trouble with bucket seats is that every bodies bucket isn't the same size.

 

Too error is human, to forgive,highly unlikely.

 

-The only two things we do in middle age more frequently is urinate and attend funerals.

 

-Do you realize that in forty years we're gonna have thousands of old people running around with unrecognized tattoos?

 

-Money doesn't buy you happiness. But somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Porcshe, then a Hyundai.

 

-Money doesn't buy you happiness. But my liquor store register tape tell a different story.

 

-Drinking makes some husbands see double, sleep triple,and feel single.

 

-Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of dressing up for Halloween.

 

-After a certain age, if you don't wake stiff, and full of aching in every joint and muscle, your probably dead.

 

-And lastly....IT'S FRIDAY DARLINGS.....have a big cock-a-tail to welcome the weekend!!! After all, helps us here in Bucks County.........Donald Trump is spending the day here campaigning!!! SMITIES, make mine a TRIPLE doll!!!!!

 

HALLOWEEN AND THE OLD COUPLE

So it seems there was this old married couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween for years. One night the old woman says to her husband " We haven't dressed up in years for Halloween, lets say we get dressed up and go to a party?" He says, "What the heck." So the wife goes to the bedroom, strips naked and comes out with a lemon sticking out from between her legs. He says, " You can't go like that!" She says ," I can go any damn way I want too, now go get ready." So he goes to the bathroom, stripes raving naked and emerges with a potato hanging on his willy. She says, " What the hell is wrong with you. You can't go dressed like that!" Where he replies, "If you can go dressed as a sour puss, I can go as a dick-tater!"

MUSIC ABOVE THE CRYPT

 

Greetings from the Casa! I hope to get back to regular blogging in a couple weeks when things settle down more. But tonight, I've broke out the opera gloves for a first. The Professor and I are going shortly for an interesting event. We're going to hear a quartet play some haunting classical pieces in one of Phillies most historical cemeteries, hence music above the crypt! Of course I'll be surrounded with so much old wealthy men, just my luck their all six feet under!!! I have always been drawn to death and cemeteries, and I ADORE Halloween, so I'm loving the choice of venue, but it shocked me the Professor wanted to go. Just maybe he is turning a new leaf. Maybe even after I can get him to play out Dracula when we get back!

 

Tomorrow will be spent with friends in Lambertville for brunch then the Lambertville House and Garden Tour which is always a list of spectacular and historic homes. A perfect weekend to get out and enjoy the lovely autumnal weather.

 

Tootles for now!

THERE WILL HAVE TO BE ACCOMODATIONS FOR MY PUSSY

I have no idea why everyone is worked up over Trumps latest debacle and hoopla ? After all, the fabulous Ms.Slocombe has been discussing it openly for years!

FORTY!!!

I just bet you thought this was going to be my age right??? Well, it is my birthday month, but not for a couple weeks yet. No, I'm here to follow the suit of four lovely bloggers, Anne-Marie, Jon, RJ, and Debs, who all did a post of forty questions. I always love these things. And like Joan in the boardroom..... bring it on boys........

 

1-Are you named after anybody? Not my whole name, but the middle name of George is a standard.

 

2-When was the last time you cried? When I was told I was out of gin!

 

3-Do you like your hand writing? Yes...i still write hand written letters. Remember them?

 

4-What's your favorite lunch meat? I generally love to sink into anything tubular, but a good smoked honey turkey I love.

 

5-Do you have any kids? Nope. Probably a good thing gay men can't get pregnant!!!

 

6-If you were another person, would you be friends? I would like to think so. I'd probably be checking out his ass too!

 

7-Do you use sarcasm? Me? Hell no why would you even give a crap if I did!

 

8-Do you still have your tonsils? Yes. I have everything I was born with. Never even been in a hospital or broke anything.

 

9-Would you bunjee jump? hell no, at least not sober. I don't mind heights though. I actually have a gift certificate from a good friend to take me up in a hot air balloon. Up up and away. My luck, I'll end up in Oz.

 

10- Do you untie you shoes when you take them off? Yes, always. Unless the sex can't wait in the heat of a moment.

 

11-What's your favorite cereal. Always granola with fresh blueberries in it. Yeah, I can get earthy.

 

12-Do you think your strong? Mentally yes, physically no. Although I'm scrappy, so I could defend myself. But I've always considered myself a lover, not a fighter.

 

13- What's your favorite ice cream? By far...chocolate chip mint!!!

 

14-What's the first thing you notice about people? Their expression and eyes.

 

15-Red or Pink? Pink. Real men aren't afraid of pink. I use all red at Christmas...and it looks like the Red Light District. Maybe pink this year no?

 

16-What is the least favorite thing you like about yourself? Probably my impatience. Some days at work I'm Miranda Preisley. " By all means, move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me"

 

17-What color pant and shoes are you wearing right now? Grey jeans and bare foot.

 

18-What are you listening to right now? Horror movies . Its Halloween after all!

 

19-What was the last thing you ate? A pumpkin whoppie pie!

 

20-If you were a crayon would color would you be? Probably a shade of blue.

 

21-Favorite smell? Skunk. Just said that to see if you were paying attention. My favorite smell is probably my aunts thanksgiving dinner. The smell brings good memories.

 

22-Who was the last person you talked to? My neighbor, Bricon.

 

23-Favorite sport? Sex

24-Favorite food? Pizza!!!!!!!!!

 

25-Hair color that's real? Yes, dirty blonde.

 

26-Do you wear contacts? nope

 

27-Scary movie or happy ending? Scary movie

28-Last movie watched? Pans Labyrinth

 

29-What color shirt are you wearing? Navy blue

 

30-Summer or winter? summer. You know I love hot weather, beaches and wearing as little as possible!!!

 

31-Hugs or kisses? Depends..is there tongue with the kisses?

 

32-Sweet food? I not a big sweet person. My go to is usually cheese and nuts. But if I crave sweet, its usually a milkshake.

 

33-What book are you reading currently? At the moment nothing. But I do enjoy reading Tomass Hawkkes nature photography books with stunning photos and some of his passages.

 

34--What's on your mouse pad? Nothing, I don't have one. I have no mice in the house and sure don't want to encourage one to pee on a pad if they are.

 

35-What did you watch on tv last? Ruruns of Midsummer Murders.

 

36-Favorite sound. By far the crashing of waves, since I'm at the beaches alot, and the sound of the crickets and katydids at night . With so much time spent in summer at the beach and mountains, when fall arrives, I have a hard time at first falling asleep. The crickets are almost done at night here now.

 

37-Rolling Stone or Beetles? I guess it would have to be Beetles.

 

38-What's the farthest you have traveled? The Netherlands to Amsterdam.

 

39-Do you have a special talent? I need more clarity..is this in or out of bed???

 

40- Where were you born? Earth.

 

Now that was a big meme.......excuse me now dears....I need a gin and tonic!

STOP THE CAR, I SMELL AN IGNORANT BITCH!

Well, not that either candidate is a complete box of chocolates, but I have long said give him enough rope, and he'll hang himself.

As for me this coming election, I plan to write in RuPaul for President. I say screw president, it is time for a Queen. And she wears much more glamorous frocks and fabulous wigs!

AND NOW HALLOWEEN???

With so much going on right now, its been very hectic trying to find time to blog. And now a good friend wants me to go to a Halloween party with a old Hollywood theme. Well, I at first though I'd channel Tallulah Bankhead, yeah I know, where's the stretch. But I did worry if I were to light up a cigarette, would there be five lighters out of no where to light me up???

OK! I CONFESS MONDAY!!!

But if you must really know, I'm getting it on mostly with Saturday and Sunday. I've long had a weakness for a good Menage a' trois!!!

 

HAPPY MONDAY!!!