So it seems there was this old married couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween for years. One night the old woman says to her husband " We haven't dressed up in years for Halloween, lets say we get dressed up and go to a party?" He says, "What the heck." So the wife goes to the bedroom, strips naked and comes out with a lemon sticking out from between her legs. He says, " You can't go like that!" She says ," I can go any damn way I want too, now go get ready." So he goes to the bathroom, stripes raving naked and emerges with a potato hanging on his willy. She says, " What the hell is wrong with you. You can't go dressed like that!" Where he replies, "If you can go dressed as a sour puss, I can go as a dick-tater!"