With a ring at the Casa du Borghese's doors today, a salesman came a calling....... where I made him quite comfortable....
I don't recall what he was selling, but I bought plenty.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I'm guessing maybe he sold you his pants????
ReplyDeleteOr did I just take them?
DeleteThat's our mistress, always helping out the economy.
ReplyDeleteI trust you ensured your sofa wasn't too warm? As I'm sure you wouldn't want anything to stick...
ReplyDeleteWell.....at least not to the sofa.
DeleteWith that suit and white shirt, are you sure he wasn't a Mormon instead?
ReplyDeleteThere was a book, but who had time to listen to his shtick?
DeleteI never get Jehovah's Witnesses that look like that.
ReplyDeleteI do....and that's been a problem......
DeleteNo where near not enough hunky door to door salesman these days.
ReplyDeleteI'll really be in trouble if a underwear sales comes through.
DeleteI have the feeling he left more than his calling card.
ReplyDeleteWho knew the new format of calling cards these days.
DeleteI assume the rest of the afternoon had a few stiff ones and a cigarette after that!!!
ReplyDeleteIts like you were here!
DeleteThere is just something about a muscular guy in glasses...........
ReplyDeleteI trust the wares he offered you were not as limp as his wrist.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank goodness that was all that was limp.
Deletedid he charge by the inch or by the pound?
ReplyDeletePlease.......i should have charged him by the pound!
DeleteI love me some sexy nerd.
ReplyDeleteMeeeeeeeee too! A MAJOR weakness.........
DeleteI'll just BET he came calling......MADDIE! MADDIE OH MADDIE!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI had enough of your eavesdropping.
Deleteis he still enjoying his commission?
ReplyDeletePlease darling...after the dish he just had, he's out of commission.
DeleteIf he wasn't selling Electrolux vacuums, I have the feeling suction was still involved?
ReplyDeleteYeah.......im definitely living in the wrong neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteYou must have the most popular house on the block! Hand him something quick, so he moves that hand.
ReplyDeleteEverytime I get a salesman, he turns out to be a bubba.
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