All together now.....
Hooray! hooray!
It's the first of May,
Outdoor screwing,
begins today!!!!!!
We here at the Casa remember a dear old friend who said this ditty and we still continue the tradition, for as you know, your Mistress loves outdoor sport nookie, and men! As a PSA, just makes sure you aren't caught, watch for broken glass, and those pesky jagged rocks! And of course the poison ivy!!!! So go out and break in the season as we will, as I'm sure your aware, its always like Uncle William's rabbit farm around here.....the houseboys got in the spirit........
HAPPY MAY!!!
It seems like my partner and I just got off the golf course from last season!!!! Of course, I have the feeling your not talking of sports!!!!
ReplyDeleteHEY,as long as there are balls involved its a sport, golf balls or otherwise
Deletein the Mistress 's case, two crochet balls
DeleteLol!!!!!!! When I first met the mistress in Ptown on a chaise lounge, I wondered why he had two crochet balls and a lawn dart in his lap!!!!!!
DeleteGuuurrrl.....they still talking about that lawn dart!!!
DeleteI'd be more worried if they stopped talking.
DeleteIs it THAT time already?? I'm in!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI love it!!!!!! Something I can get behind!!! Nothing like the great outdoors! Have a fun season!!!
ReplyDeleteheh heh heh, you said "behind"!
DeleteIn college we marked out a spot on the library lawn where 90% of the student body walked by and labeled it for a frat guy we knew. omg! I can't believe we did that on the LIBRARY lawn.
ReplyDeleteIf those books could talk!
DeleteI'm guessing there is nothing like seeing the Mistress in all her glory when in the Pocono Mountains
ReplyDeleteSome folk though they saw a double moon.
DeleteWell , you know me, I have no shame and I'm ALL ABOUT outside sex! My favorite memory w involved two guys and a pool, and we weren't inflating rafts!!! Do you think men are more into outdoor sex? Speak up ladies!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, girls like the outdoors too!!!!!!
DeleteYour CPR and water rescue lessons are legendary I hear.
DeleteLast summer was I FIRST for this gal!!!! You'd been proud the devet my fat ass made in the lawn!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd here I though that was a swimming hole for midgets.
DeleteI feel like such a bad str8 person; I've never screwed in public. oh the shame, THE SHAME! :`(
ReplyDeleteI don't believe it!!!! You have all people! Here..*...hanfs over a houseboys* Go enjoy...........
Deleteoh, believe it, lovey; I have lived a sheltered life.
DeleteThis is great!!!!!! So using this in my show tonight!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd to think, here I thought that nightly racket was varmints in the bush.
ReplyDeleteWatching some western movies again were you?
DeleteWith help like you have, I can see why the First of May must be thrilling darling.
ReplyDeleteWHY DEAR MISTRESS!!!!! I never!!!!!!!! I hope you maintain your lady like manners and composure and at least keep a strand of pearls on!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLove-
Mrs.Shaghoople
Well no I didn't. Well, I didn't go in wearing one, but came out wearing one.
DeleteI'll , to this day never forget when my husband got home very late one night from a trip, and caught our beloved son, uh, lets just say comprising position with his girlfriend on the back patio. AHHHHH, the JOYS of parenthood. AND ITS ABOUT TIME YOUR BACK!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the wonderful May celebration outdoors! And, as you stated watch out for that poison ivy! :)
ReplyDeleteIs it any wonder your neighbors like you?
ReplyDeleteSounds like they can save on the porn channel.
DeleteThat was one good chuckle, I'll have to share this tonight with the girls over drinks!
ReplyDeleteI can think of a place on the west side of appropriately named Fiesta Island that brings back an outdoor nookie memory, where I, the one I was with, and no one around us cared what was going on. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIf I remember correctly, that part of the beach would have made Caligula blush back in the day.
What a fun little poem for spring. I confess to loving the outdoors also. Nothing like a good tryst on the beach. And next time, I'm taking that first houseboy.....and he can keep the head on too if he wants.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen the underneath of flowers , its interesting. Oh wait, of course you have.
ReplyDeleteYou always could kick your legs up higher than the rest of us.....and wider.
ReplyDeleteI see you've replenished your stock of houseboys since my raid!
ReplyDeleteAh, yes, does this bring back some memories of our early years. One comes to mind in a golf cart. With our bodies now, we be lucky to even get into such position and be able to get out again. Too be spry again.
ReplyDeleteDo you think wearing a rabbit head makes men less inhibited about flaunting their assets? Rabbits have no shame, after all.
ReplyDeleteWe can always count on you, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteWell, you sure do know how to pick a good weekend to break in the outdoor sex......it was absolutely stunning!!!!
ReplyDeleteAhhhhhh, how adorable! Your houseboys have a good sense of humor II see, all while being productive.
ReplyDeletePerfect preparation for Naked Gardening Day!
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