LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
You can see us? Oh no. Saw you just saw......
*hands over wet wipes*
hmmmmm, I wonder what YOU are doing...OMFG! did I see what I think I just saw?
Oh great, now all my ancient Chinese secrets are out.
oh, I KNOW how to keep me big mouth shut...send 1 case of bluecoat gin to my house, then a well-hung houseboy, then...
That's why I don't have a web cam. ;-)
I really should put pants on.
Why start now.........
Oh you and your magic mirror!
It's bringing back shades of Romper Room! Of course that I'm sure, has a whole new meaning these days.
I've heard about your romping around.
This must be the magic mirror you use to keep tabs on the boys?
And such a glamorous portal!!!
Look, I so surprised to find a glory hole here! And chic at that!
I agree. That's the most glamourous porthole I have seen. I hope you liked what you saw here. I guess I too should have put pants on.
So I assume you know then that I sat and ate bon bons all weekend and didn't move off the sofa.
Well, you KNOW it's perfectly okay with me that you can see what I'm doing... I'm naked 100% of the time, and playing with myself 90% of the time. That 10%??? That's the refractory period! LOL.Happy Monday!
That's what I enjoy about you.......hardly any refractory period 😋
keep that up and he'll be having you at the Casa for a weekend.
I would swear your happiest at a hole in the wall.
glory hole or gin joint?
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!