Just a public service announcement from the Casa du Borghese to spring your cocks forward tonight before bed. Oops. Clocks, I meant clocks I swear. Funny how the tongue can slip.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Seems early, but don't need to tell me twice.
ReplyDeleteI like a man you don't have to tell twice. Obedient you are.
DeleteI see that will will be just another day at the casa. *goes back to filing nails*
ReplyDeleteI can see I may have to exile you again.
DeleteI would much rather swing cocks with the houseboyz!
ReplyDeleteThat could take awhile.......start at the beginning......
Deletea very good place to start!
DeleteGaylight Saving Time?
ReplyDeleteMy god Watson, your on to something............
DeleteMove....don't you mean thrust?
ReplyDeleteWhatever it takes to get it done. I know that must upset you.
DeleteI would swear your clock happy.
ReplyDeleteIs it really that obvious?
DeleteThanks for the PSA, I'll have to let William know. Lord knows it's been a while since it has moved in years.
ReplyDeleteOh, you poor thing. How do you not going insane? You best take matters in hand right quick darling.
DeleteHere in the UK we don't twiddle with our cocks for another three weeks. Jx
ReplyDeleteYou won't be twiiddling with cocks for three weeks yet? That's like from here to eternity!
DeleteI have been moving my cock, err, I mean cock since last year. Is this finally the day to do it?
ReplyDeleteDoes it really matter now. Carry on........
Deleteis this joint self winding?
ReplyDeleteMore like self crank some say.
DeleteSeems my hand is always stuck on the twelve position.
ReplyDeleteConsidering it's phallic shape, it's odd you forgot the l. ;-)
ReplyDeleteLordy! how I hate the times changes. Can't we just keep our cocks the same? Clocks... Though, keeping our cocks the same (hard) would be nice, too!
ReplyDeleteMistress, if you're out of bed yet, I've answered your "Ask Me Anything" question over at my blog today.
ReplyDeleteI change my clock at least everyday.
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