Whilst the Mistress is out in Delaware with Daddy Warbucks at the Winterthur Estate touring the yuletide, I thought I'd share with you my Christmas Wish List from the Candy Shop I sent directly to the man in the red suit. I have been mostly nice this year, so I see no reason why I can't be treated to all or a few of these items on my list. Do you? All of them will be nice to have around to keep me warm, give plenty of exercise, conversations over gin, and will make any queen gag when I take them out on my arm. Who needs a mick coat. These items are in no particular order.
Willie Gomez- dancer/choreographer
Can one really, really get enough of Willie Gomez? And he has spice of Puerto Rico...that melts in your mouth. Good on a cold winter's night.
Marco Dapper- actor/model
Can anyone beat that smile??? And those eyes? Plenty of mischief here. And have you seen his "huge personality" in Eating Out 2?
Suave, handsome, worldly, that famous face...and looks incredible in cashmere. Should cashmere even look that good?
He's cute, blond, ripped, and from Australia. Need I say more?
Marc Jacobs- fashion designer
My husband in my head for years, and I still haven't given up on him when I go to the New York showroom. We both love drag, drinking and fashion. A match to me. Mistress Borghese Jacobs has a nice ring.
David Beckham- footballer
Hell, I don't know if he even plays anymore, but he has such style and is just drop dead gorgeous in, out and on everything. If I receive him, I may not leave him out. I may go all Misery on him. Mistress Borghese Beckham. That has a nice ring too.
Oliver Jackson Cohen- actor
How am I too resist such a sweet handsome face? Tall, hot, British accent. I have a thing for accents, have you noticed? He seems playful, great fashion sense and is born one day in October before me. Two Scorpios together??? the sheets will burn.
Daniel Craig- actor
The perfect man? Very likely. Clearly, he has a perfect face. Perfect body and butt and just so steamy for me. I like he's a older guy, and he could tie me up and cane my ass if he wanted. And don't get me started when he's in a tux.
Another older gent who just makes me all weak in the knees. And his relaxed fashion sense, the porn stache, and silver hair drives me nuts. Wouldn't you just want him all over you???
Authur Nory- Olympic gymnast
hot Brazilian gymast. Need I say more?
Jonathan Simkhai-fashion designer
Those eyes. And the whole fashion angle again. Just cute as hell. Plus he designs with lots of shiny things, feathers and plumes...right up my alley.
Yet another hot Brit for god's sake!!! But look at the face! Those dark baby doe eyes would make me do just about everything!!!!! The perfect chest of his doesn't hurt either. How much fun would pulling off that trench coat be and keep going.........