Well, yes....today does happen to be the day yours truly was born, and I'm not one to usually make a big deal about my birthday, but I figure if I didn't post something Ms Moorecock might royally embarrass me. Now don't get me wrong... I do celebrate it and will be dinning out tonight in Philly with some friends and the Lad, but I like it to be a low key event and just let those bitches pick up the bill and I'm happy with that. That and maybe some go-go boys! I don't mind aging like some, but many have said I have aged remarkably well. They'd be correct, since I bath in moisturizer at night. When I do start looking my age, then I'll worry. But in these years I have learned many things to make birthdays and life much more manageable, and not a big deal., and still have fun. How I get through birthdays and life advice.
When I give my age, and someone corrects me with me real age. Here is my REALLY? face.
Anybody can be paid to hide the real age.
Don't ever shock me with a surprise birthday party. Joan and I are both good with axes.
Always carry your sunglasses with you. In my case, they come in handy!
Never, ever, worry about dressing casual on your birthday, I always wear something more understated.
Remember, there is ALWAYS time for a cock-a-tail!
I always have a back up plan when I get multiple drinks sent my way.
Now matter the issue, the Mistress is not to be trifled with. I'll scare the shit out of you and ask questions later.
And when it comes to the mens, I've been told......
When out or at parties, and find a few guys fun, I've been a good multi tasker. Just kill three birds with one stone.
Never be a good boy. If you want a good boy go to church is my motto.
But when I find the one a really want, never give in right away.
I have had a fun life so far, and can't really complain or want for much, and I'm just thankful I'm not sitting in my chair in the evenings acting crazy yet.
So that's always a good thing. For another year, my motto will still be and forever...LIVE! LIVE! Life's a banquet, and some poor suckers are starving to death.
Amen to that sister!
Bottoms up bitches.... to another year!
