Tuesday, August 25, 2015

GLAMPING IN THE POCONOS


 While you Mistress had another lovely vacation and just in from the antics of Provincetown, my first stop was glamping!!!!Why yes.... glamping!!!!! Is there any other way? The Mistress can pop a tent, but prefers the comforts of a glamper! If you ever have the chance to get east and are in the area, and you love the great outdoors, this  lovely little spigot of land is for you!!! At the Woods Campground, Not only will no one bat an eye if your dressed or undressed, but everybody gets along swimmingly, and all types are welcomed. The happiest guest and a most gracious staff you'll meet. Granted 3/4 are well marinated in the sauce. I was the guest of my dear old ,old friend Winfred, who put us up for the weekend. I always choose this time to go for it is there Illumination Weekends, one the the prettiest, most magical weekends they have. The camp trails and walk ways are all lined with luminary bags, I thought I heard someone say the bags were in the thousands this year, and just about every site is decorated with some form of lights, candles, torches and the shy is the limit with a theme. One guest was even lighting Chinese lanterns that rise high in the air before they extinguish. Here were some highlights form my glamping......

Illumination night....
Such hospitality!!!! How cute was this for passer bys
The Year of the Dragon I believe. Incredible!
A Ode to Respect of the Cock. I do believe my "friend" tried to pilfer a few of these.
How glamp is this site???? The host here even gave guest a spiked frozen pop stick! Unbelievable style.
A balloon chandelier!
Illumination was not only pretty, but was even more spectacular this year due to the fact two of my friends got married by candlelight in a touching ceremony on their site, after being together for 24 years!!!!! It was raccoon time for me.

All the comforts are here....

The very fun pool and clubhouse is the place to see and be seen.....complete with top notch entertainment!!!
As one can see, there were just a few people in the pool.....


to watch the show.....

And this hunk...HUBBA HUBBBA!!!!!!

and no night is complete without a night swim...

Of course, the grounds are well kept and very pretty indeed. Most days the gazebo offers wonderful massages, and love the fish pond at the guest services.....
And my favorite part of the grounds is the wonderful lake and trails , some of which require the Mistress to take a carafe of gin.

Your Mistress and friend Kyle were on the dock one night. We always like to go there around 2am after dancing, before turning in, to look up at the stars, almost like a meditation. It's so dark, and the stars look so brilliant. Of course Kyle left me there one night when a passed out fell sleep. Next thing I know, I awoke to the early morn light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When in the Pocono's, summer or not, it can get nippy at night. Hence why my hootch bag is the heaviest bag I take!!!! But fear not....the camp host a huge bonfire at night around 9pm on the weekend nights, and draw quite the crowd. It's always a great place to meet new friends. Just don't stand to close.....my Aqua Netted coiffure almost went up one night.

And I may have had fun, but it was no man who melted my heart. It was the charms of this adorable pup who did!!!!! A Dachshund/Pomeranian mix.

And just for the wonderfully talented Tomass Hawkke, I came back from my nature trip with a big bunch of ferns!!!!!!!!

To check at the Woods Campground, just click link to the right, or click on the Woods label in my tags to read about others post I have done. Thanks to everybody for a wonderful time....you know who you are!!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 23, 2015

MEANWHILE AT THE HOTEL


 
While the Mistress is still out enjoy a teaser. I have never been a fan of Lady Goo Ga , and with Ms. Lange gone, bitch best bring it.

Friday, August 14, 2015

FROM CAMP TRAMP TO PROVINCETOWN

 
Why yes, yours truly is departing , again, here shortly for The Woods Campground,in the Pocono Mountains for three days of Glamping with the Engineer and a bunch of good friends for there spectacular Illumination weekend. Nothing like seeing tons of lights, and candles and luminary bags lit everywhere. It truly is breathtaking! We also have planned a hike in the mountain trails while there. And the candles won't be the only thing lit. You do know a Glamping book was written about me.........
 
 
After some mountain fun, it's off to Provincetown for the Carnival Week festivities, with my regular clan and the Lad, where we will join our wonderful host at their house. This year's theme is Candy Land. So get those peppermint sticks ready!!!! I'll also being seeing the fabulous Pearly Gates while there.You can see all about the parade and weeks events here. And hopefully we can find a quite spot for some relaxing.......

Hello there pussy!!!
 
Upon getting back I have out of town guest coming, and then a return trip to the Pocono Mountains for a extra long Labor Day vacation. So I will be away for a while, and then hit or miss till September! I sure will miss y'all, but will try to pop around if I get a chance. Try and behave huh? Ahhh , screw it, what fun's that?In the meantime enjoy the houseboys! I hear they are having a foam party.......
 
 XOXOXO-
Tootles!

Thursday, August 13, 2015

A NEW VENTURE

It occurred to me it's summer, and if kids can have an ice cream truck, why can't adults have a liquor truck!?!?!?!
 
 
I could plant it on any corner, and with the stress the work force is in, it's bound to be a windfall. Of course my staff would be top notch.