In this weekly feature, Ill share a guest with you all, and you tell my in only three words what comes to mind.
In three words....
David Hockney
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Friday, March 26, 2021
SOFT DRINKS
After that unique challenge on Drag Race, with the branding of soda. it got me to thinking, if we each had our own soda to represent us, what would it be called and what would the ingredients possibly be??? Answers below or feature a post.
My I present my very own soda....Fairy Dust!!!
When you get run down, tired out, feel un-gay and thirsty, reach that limp wrist out and guzzle a can of Fairy Dust... it's gay happiness and euphoria, sunshine and slushy in a can!
It's sugar and spice and everything nice ,but just done twice...and lots of gay ! My pink elixir is made with passionfruit, pineapple, pomegranate and cherries, copious amount of Cosmo's and with our special ingredient ... plenty of GLITTER and anti- aging elements! Let that glitter course your veins, it has mine for years!
It Will refresh you and you'll feel more gay and immoral then ever!
**side affects may include but not limited to
-breaking wind may smell like hyacinths.
- may shit rainbows
-May cause rosy cheeks
- You'll have instant fashion sense and a strong dis-taste for Crocs.
-You may get strong, un-controllable urges to kiss lots of men
-May cause you to fall on your knees...and often.
-May cough, sneeze, break wind and bleed glitter
-Cause you to smile and flirt...a lot.
- Skin may feel real tight.
and you may even feel the need to do drag.
We just hope you like glitter!!!!
After just one can we can tell you, you'll be reeking of glitter and gayness and going from limp wrist to a stiff wrist giving two snaps up to everything, hunty!
Thursday, March 25, 2021
PORTRAIT OF A QUEEN
Chicago's Queen of Fashion...Aurora Gozmic
Scene
Chicago, Ill- at Beauty Bar
Geneva , Ill- EvenFlow Music and Spirits
Minneaplois Minnesota -Lush
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