THE IRONY

How the mighty have fallen.

COASTAL DAZE

When it gets time to go to the beach, one does not have to ask me twice! The beach is probably my favorite escape plan for relaxing and to get rejuvenated. Between the sound of the waves, the smell of salt air and the sand exfoliating your skin...there is just nothing else like it. I came back with very soft smooth skin and extremely relaxed, even though there was plenty of debauchery. But most days I could be found on the beach from morning till happy hour....and then usually with a late night visit. I was invited down by my friends Doug and Ted, who have a time share there this summer, and Ted wanted to used the opportunity to do more sketches of me for the upcoming Nude New Hope Art Show. He is making head way, but I have yet to see any of the sketches. He is doing charcoals, and a series of four or five different poses. He claims to be making me wait till the show. Doug on the other hand went out during the sitting time....he said he felt odd seeing me laying about nude, like seeing a family member naked, but was glad I was happy to volunteer. Ted on the other hand is a wee bit worried how they will turn out, while still trying to capture my likeness. Otherwise did I mention I had a relaxing time? As always. To see other post on Rehoboth just click it in the tags below.

 You can almost hear the ocean …..

That's a lot of gays on Poodle beach.

I also always seem to end up on this street where our house was.

But the other sign explains why Ms Moorecock and the houseboys don't come. Ted also captured one of my guilty pleasures....an outdoor shower. They are heaven taken outside. Forgive the gratuitous beach buns.

Alas one of these times I have to catch up with dear Mark from Tales of the Sissy and his husband. I have the feeling when I go back down in August I will have more time and have fun again. How do I know this? Because Zoltar told me so. He also said you wouldn't mind the beach buns either.

ANYONE READY FOR BREAKFAST?

The houseboys seem to be over easy.

And did any of you bother to feed the fish while I was away?

Yes dears, I'm back, and much relaxed after a luxurious Ban de Soleil beach holiday.

I'll start receiving shortly.....

THE JUMP OFF

It appears my vacation is over too as the social director of this dump. The Mistress came back yesterday more relaxed than ever, but still likes everything so, so I will jump out the window now. But if ever a song reminded me of our dear mistress,  it's The Jump Off. I first met the Mistress when she preformed this one night , and how fitting. She rescued me that night and took me under his wing. You haven't lived till you seen Maddie perform this.

And live good
East coast, West coast, worldwide
All my playas in the hood, stay fly
And if your ballin', let me hear you say right

Enter the world of the Playboy, pin up girl
Buttnaked, dressed in nothin' but pearls
You wanna meet me 'cause ya know I'm freaky
And ya wanna eat me 'cause ya say I'm sexy

Got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti
Believe me, sweety, I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy, I got mad friends that's pretty
Chicks by the layers and all different flavors

And god knows, we know she likes being buck naked, dressed in nothin' but pearls, and has more than enough to feed the needy. Now where in the world is the Mistress?