HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAME!!!

I would like to take the time to wish one of my bestest, and longtime friends and sister Mame, aka David Dust a very HAPPY and SPECIAL BIRTHDAY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL! I wish I could be up there to celebrate in person with you! Knowing Mame, I'm sure she will par take of some kind of cock-a-tail and maybe a trip to the Urges to get her....well, lets just say alot of birthday spanks!!!! I'm so glad I have you in my life for friendship and laughter. You are a real special person!!! Can you believe how lonnnnnng we have known each other? And you know what I'm really thinking.



And I would have loved to send you a cake, but you know how that goes.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL! We love ya!

Grande Dame of the Week!

Oh dear. The Mistress has oodles of blog reading to catch up on but here is this week's Grande Dame, the stunning and electrifying, Miss Detox!



I just love Detox's style and talent! She can pull off so many different looks and their all so different from each other. She does a mean female Joker!!! Detox hails from the west coast in Los Angles where she has been doing unique, campy drag for several years now. You must see a Detox show, you will have a wonderful time and have your hands full. Detox even appeared in Rhianna's Disturbia video. With her Joker look is it any wonder? Detox can be seen all over downtown LA and if all goes well with auditions, she could be a dragtestant on RuPaul's Drag Race season 3. Good luck honey! I think you would add some real flavor to this show.

Vacation Over....Back to Reality!

Well all my dear ones, the Mistress appears to be off vacation now, and has returned back to reality! I survived my first day back to work and on a Monday no less!!! I can't tell you how relaxed I feel, and it is wonderful to have the time to take. One really does need more than just a few days to truly feel relaxed. The Mistress had several locale changes from the beach, to visiting some family and friends in town, to most of the time spent in the Pocono Mountains for not one, but two events. The first was the toga party, and the second was the Illuminations, which is just a beautiful thing to see. All the roadways are lined with luminary bags, and each site does it's own display of a mix OF candles,torches and lights. It's almost magical to see it all. That night capped off with a Pink Party, with music, drinks, and everyone wearing pink to some degree. And if no pink was present in the attire, that poor sucker had to go naked!!!!!! Talk about some sites! Now mind ya, I get asked all the time how I, the Mistress can stand to go camping. Now, after all, it is GAY camping. Our hosts, D&G have a fabulous site with a cabin, a huge trailer that sleeps 6, both of which sit on a newly installed deck. They also have a wonderful fire pit and a dining gazebo with a stunning crystal chandelier!!!!! This bitch doesn't do a tent! I need a full size mirror to check myself in,running water and air!!! And a comfy bed to rest her head for the hung mornings. But I will say this, it's always a good time. And being one with the great outdoors. And I can't begin to tell ya how many wonderful people we have met. Just get a gander of the scenery.





One of my favorite things to see is what the Woods nicknamed Streamhenge. What a beautiful secluded spot in the woods along the stream. Most of these intricate rock sculptures were created by two hotties who are regular campers there. It's hard to see the size of these things in the pictures. And they are balanced ever soooooooo carefully. No one sneeze now.







Most Friday and Saturday nights end with a huge bon-fire where all us gays gather to have some cock-a-tails and do some socializing. And believe me, you wouldn't believe how hot the fire gets! I'm here to tell ya, I have felt my arm hair singe already!!! The Woods also has a suprisingly excellent dance club where we all shake a leg, or something!



So now that most of my vacation is shot it's back into civilization again and back into the rat race........ at least till Labor Day!!!

Flying In and Flying Out?

I just love birds! And all kinds too. I guess because I feel like a bird recently being all over the place. The Mistress has got to say her vacation has been just fabulous and just as relaxing. She has been seaside, mountainside, poolside, and barside! I have got to see many friends and family, and enjoyed cock-a-tails with them all. She even survived the toga party where I must admit, there were many fine men to choose from, but alas, the Mistress ended up passed out in a bush somewhere near the party, lost two of her best baubles, and her toga- well, lets just say it was very tattered and saw better days! Who knows what happened. There were after all at least 39 different wines to taste from!!!!! Anywho, this post will be short and sweet darlings, as I'm just in, and now have a day to recover and recuperate, get the laundry done, plus a few odds and ends before departing again this weekend to The Woods Campground for their beautiful and legendary Illuminations Weekend. Just wanted to let you know we are having a swell time, and all I know is Monday will suck, I mean, be very hard to get back in the groove of things. Ill return sometime next week. In the meantime, I have these wonderful pictures to share of birds, who I feel related to at this moment. The images are just stunning and from the talent of Magnus Muhr who also did the Fly Art I posted about some weeks ago. Aren't they amazing? So now I must fly,fly,fly away little birdies. Till then, take care all and have a fabulous weekend! When I get things back in order I'll post some pictures. And rest assured, the Mistress has broken any laws, but I may have cracked a few! Tootles!