Grande Dame of the Week

The entertaining and magnetic Bolivia Carmichaels!



Bolivia Carmichaels is from the beautiful city of Portland, Oregon. After starting drag at the age of 21, Bolivia quickly went from guest performer to co-emcee and then to co-host. She was one of the first queens to co-host with a drag king at various clubs. Bolivia knew she made it when she was asked to perform at the legendary drag club, Darcelle XV where she knew she was now part of the creme de la creme of the Portland drag scene. Since then, Bolivia has been doing charity shows and performing all over Portland. She impersonates Reba Mcentire very well, and I'm betting she can do a mean Bette Milder. Today she has three very successful shows at Portland premiere club CC Slaughters where she can be seen. The shows there are pretty entertaining. You can go to CC Slaughters website for show times.










The girls of CC Slaughters, Bolivia, Honey Bee Hart and Miss Ginger Lee





And here is Bolivia with her hilarious Vitameatavegamin act! Funny as hell.

Winehouse and Her New Jugs

My singing idol, Amy Winehouse, is back in London now after months in St.Lucia, a drug and alcohol addiction, and a divorce from her ex-slime ball of a husband, Blake. And now she is back, showing off her new ta-ta's! The Grammy winning singer showed a eye popping, busty, figure when she burst onto the scene in 2003, but was left emaciated and skeletal after years of heroin and alcohol abuse. Lately reports and paparazzi show her looking fairly well now, her color is back, and she even has put back on 20 pounds. And I have to admit her new boobies look pretty damn nice. Just right, and not too big. I don't mind her getting them. Lets face it. The poor thing was pretty flat chested to begin with. Some of the current picture I have seen, Amy looks way better than she did the last couple years, even the huge hair. Now mind ya, I don't dislike her hair at all. Hell ,the higher the hair the better. I'm for all over the top. And it is her trademark after all, but her hair even looks more smooth and not so wiry and all over the place. All I know is that the new man in her life must be very good for her. Amy's new album is still in the works and will probably be out sometime in early 2010. Her producer said she looks fabulous and sounds even better and she is trying very hard to keep on schedule with the recording of her tracks. So, do you think she's on the mend or will she fall off the wagon again? And what about her boobies?

A Day in Lambertville

What a great and relaxing weekend we had here. First of all the Mistress loves herself some Halloween, and on top of that, the weather was just beautiful. Halloween Saturday was spent mostly watching some good old fashioned horror movies, and a trip to the market for this week's provisions for some dinners. On Sunday, the Mistress was up bright and early (yeah, right). She got up late morning (Boy Toy's edit: Seriously? Late morning? Liar.) to get the dinner started before a trip to Lambertville for the day. Mouth-watering ingredient picture here:



After the dinner was pretty much prepared, we readied ourselves for a day in Lambertville, New Jersey. Lambertville is a quaint little town on the other side of the Delaware River across from New Hope. The sister town of New Hope, it's a mirror image. There are many one of a kind art galleries, antique stores, boutiques, art stores and some fabulous dining bistros and restaurants. We took Buster with us so he could do his "dog social" thing. And what a beautiful day for a work through the town! The tree foliage was beautiful and there was just a small nip in the air. These were some of the sites we saw.







One of our favorite places to dine, Lilly's on the Canal. Behind Lilly's was a wild bird of some kind walking on their patio.





Then it was on to the canal, where Buster loved running in the leaves!











A art gallery we passed with some fabulous masks that the Mistress could wear with some number at some point, I'm sure.



The next thing we saw was a beautiful stately home with it's Halloween finery decorating their front yard. It was amazing to see! We were lucky enough to meet the woman who lived their, and she told us how she hand made all the figures! They were not scary, but more like a nightmare in a fantasy land. Very Tim Burton with the shapes and colors of black and white. Very artistic.







It was then time to head home as we were all tired, but relaxed from the day's chill and walk, plus we were ready to eat! The Mistress made her favorite soup - cream of cauliflower.



The soup was the perfect dinner for the day. We had the soup with some grated Danish cheese on top and with it we had a salad of greens, and some warmed French bread. And no meal would be complete with us drunks till there was a nice bottle of dry red wine! Now were ready for another work week. Tootles!

March of the Scarecrows

Now here is a project for the Zombie family!!! I wanted to post this before Halloween, but didn't have the time. Every year here in our fair little hamlet, just outside Philadelphia, the borough has a scarecrow contest. You go to the borough building where they supply the support sticks, wiring, small pumpkins for heads, and the hay. And you supply the creation of the character you want to do and the clothing or other materials. You can go as simple or elaborate as you want. The Mistress and Boy-Toy wanted to par take in this ,but we didn't really have the time to do so. We could have done a Pamela Pumpkin Anderson with big...well, you know big whats! Or we could have done a drag queen named Miss Pumpkin Pie! Or maybe a football player. Next year we are going to do this. Anywho, when completed they are placed all over the town and wired to lamp posts on the main street. Here are some of them from this year. Tootles!