It's a epidemic kids!!!!!!
I have received no less than 5 emails from some of you, starting with the lovely Helen. And with each email, it put me back into a seizure to the pointing of passing out on a fainting chaise and having Ms.Moorecock bring me my smelling salts...and a gin, with bromide just to be safe. As your aware I am very repulsed by Cr....Cr...Cro....Crocs! I said it!!!! Yes, that C word that could get you banned from the Casa du Borghese for wearing them let alone saying the C word!!!!!! First these pieces of plastic shit were meant to be worn when in the garden. The holes were meant to drain water if it got in the shoes. But somehow, the tasteless things got loved by the Gen Z generation. And I also blame Miuccia Prada for launching her bad taste collection in 1996, but I'll give that old bag a break.... some poor creatures found the denim-on-denim craze, the Uggs, the track wear, and the velour Juicy Couture rags... and yes Crocs, being worn as fashion!!!!! A CRIME I SAY!!!!! It has since brought down the fashion sense of some. I will never understand the allure of these truly repulsive things and ankle breakers. Now if Balenciaga didn't lose its mind by creating a croc heel and has since been blackballed and boycotted by my House... now the Croc of Shit company felt the need to create...brace yourself and insert jokes here....
Have you ever seen such a truly uglier piece of shit???? It is said the cowboy boot "features a high shine croc-embossed texture and bold western-inspired stitching" and was "embellished with unique metallic Jibbitz charms and a first of its kind spur charm attached to the backstrap of the shoe". The company added that on the rivet detail, the iconic black and white Crocs logo of Duke, the brands' beloved crocodile mascot, has gone country, sporting his own cowboy hat. I bet we wouldn't see the likes of Pasty Cline, Dottie West or even Tammy Wynette wearing these. And they retail for $120. I wouldn't give you $2!!!!!! To each their own, but I'd rather have a Croc banning and burning instead of banning books! For the post you may use the C word, but after today the regular rules go back into effect.
And if that was not enough this month so far...on another note... has that damn Ryan Murphy flipped his wig????? Seriously American Horror Story has been sinking, which is easy to see why the favorites are not returning...can we really blame Jessica Lange and Katy Bates? But to have Kim Kardashian on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How many wide-angle cameras did they need to capture her huge ass on film?...And her acting is an insult to viewers. The season has sucked!!! Poor Emma Roberts, and I almost feel sorry for Dennis O Hare. They must really NEED the paycheck. I think the storyline is disjointed and the season is not up to par. It seems evident Murphy just wants to keep going, but me thinks this ship has sailed. It feels a former shell of itself. What's next season? American Horror Story-Crocs???
Now that would be a horror!
I need another lie down...Ms MOORECOCK...MORE GIN WITH BROMIDE
....excuse me now, I'll receive later......
