Saturday, March 21, 2026

MY NIGHTMARE

 I received THIS, THIS....from Travel Penguin in my email.....


EEEEEKKKKK NO!!!!!! I sent a reply to him to go back and burn those bastard things!!!! CROCS! CROCS!!!!  He may be lucky if he isn't banned from the Casa du Borghese, or in the very least, will have to use the back entrance. CROCS he sends. Where are my smelling salts! Get the fainting chaise ready!!!! Bring me a STONG BROMIDE WITH GIN!!!!

This will require at least a half year of therapy .....
just to get the post done, why, why...I'm felling fain..........

2 comments:

  1. HOUSEBOYS!!!! HOUSEBOYS!!!! Your Mistress needs you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Not even if you squint your eyes and blur the image and concentrate on the colors are these grotesque abominations acceptable. No No, Not ever!!! If I were in an airplane and saw this picture, I'd be using the puke bag.

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